hennige, to Flowers
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RichiH, to ADHD
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My electric toothbrush has a small, useless OLED which

  • Less than two minutes: smirks at you disappointedly
  • Run for two+ minutes: smiles at you
  • Run for three+ minutes: big smile with starry eyes
  • Switches itself off after five minutes

If it runs for four+ minutes, it gives you the same disappointed smirk.

I care very little about what my toothbrush "thinks" about me, but what person designed it that way...?

Related life hack: read while brushing. Five minutes just zap by.

macst3r, to random German
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Falls jemandes Ladestation für eine elektrische Zahnbürste von den Geist aufgegeben hat, ich hätte eine . Ich würde nur das Porto bzw. eine vorfrankierte Marke wollen.

dis, to homeassistant

The absolute best part of the project is that I can just buy random sensors and throw them anywhere. Security is such a joke (its just broadcast) but the threat model is "someone driving past might notice that my pool is warm." 🤷 🌡️

(I do mean REALLY anywhere though, within about 4 yards/houses in most directions, using zero equipment outside the main house. Later I'll waterproof one and try it on the fence..)

Y'all shouldn't be buying toothbrushes or really ANY bathroom scale. Just saying. (And yes, I can probably see your growroom sensor too.)

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