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BlackenedGreen

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The wind howls but the gorse still blooms

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BlackenedGreen, to random
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I was so scared I shat a wombat cube

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BlackenedGreen, to random
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The self driving car failed to see the oncoming train because you failed your captcha. Way to go poindexter

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jake4480, to random
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Wife is watching Bridgerton and I'm not about it. Too many rich jerks, boring, can't follow. But it is pretty funny how they put string versions of modern songs in it. During the one dude's dating montage they played a string/instrumental-only version of Nirvana's "Stay Away" 🤣

BlackenedGreen,
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@jake4480 I heard a string arrangement of sweet child o mine in the doctors office the other day, I think I snort laughed

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65 million years from now they'll be running two-stroke cloning machines off our compressed and liquefied remains

BlackenedGreen,
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@jake4480 they'll be maintained by a toothless hiller named Benny or Danny. It is written

BlackenedGreen,
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@jake4480 😂 Some hillbilly cranking out clones in his shed. Trading them for chickens and meth

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I think it's safe to say that dinosaurs would have been considered white meat and a heart healthy alternative to traditional holiday grilling

BlackenedGreen,
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I'm ok with eating an animal that has a 99% chance of killing you first

BlackenedGreen,
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@jake4480

Holy Grail Killer Rabbit GIF

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Bat was found in our son's kitchen sink under his perpetual pile of dirty dishes.

BlackenedGreen,
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@LikeItOrLumpIt gaggg

BlackenedGreen,
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@LikeItOrLumpIt for sure. Water doesn't get hot enough to boil the ick away 😂

BlackenedGreen,
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@LikeItOrLumpIt no!! You should ask around in that case, I'm just super oogy about things like that

BlackenedGreen,
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@LikeItOrLumpIt

Pirómano Meme GIF

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Probably about 90 percent of the time when I see a bug I envision it as a tiny little spaceship with freaky lil space dudes flying around in it or whatever

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https://www.jazzhistorytree.com/hard-bop/

BlackenedGreen,
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@jake4480 I don't know that one yet but I will! Horace silver?

BlackenedGreen,
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@jake4480 hard bop is dope as fuck 😂

BlackenedGreen,
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@wendigo @jake4480 so many studs from that era and every one of them punches hard

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My coping mechanisms are pleasantly debauched

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There's someone on the phone for Amanda Hugginkiss

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Don't just give it a half-ass try then give up. That's my job.

BlackenedGreen,
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@the_etrain just for once would you try giving it your whole ass

BlackenedGreen,
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@the_etrain Has anyone seen a Hugh Jass??

BlackenedGreen,
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@the_etrain everything I do in this life is working back towards that goal 😂

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