CAETFOOD

@CAETFOOD@plush.city

32 year old danger Gremlin.
Nr. 1 cat fan. Confused chaos enby. pronouns: just choose, idk.
Ace/Demi.
Panromantic. Dysphoric.
shy as heck.
Sometimes kinky, often weird. I often wear a steel boned corset and won't shut up about it.
Proud rat parent.
I do crochet sometimes and sew. Vegetarian. Adhd, Bpd, chronic depression and Asthma.
Trekkie.
i do food crimes.

Don't ask me "DiD yOu HaVe A FiGhT WiTh yOuR cAt?".
there's no cat.

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puniko, to random

mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew
mew mew

mew

CAETFOOD,

@puniko good post! :ablobfoxhyperbongo:

CAETFOOD, to random

My brain has been annoying for DAYS, repeating the phrase "the plural of house is hice".
Shut uppppp lmao

Adorable_Sergal, (edited ) to programming
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We used to have programming books.

(patch notes: added a more detailed description of the man to the alt text)

CAETFOOD,

@Adorable_Sergal I'm very bisexual all of a sudden

CAETFOOD, to random

Not having it today, blocking everyone who mentions my dirty mirrors. I've been cleaning shit for days and I'm exhausted.

I got no mental energy for ableists going "cLeAn YoUr MiRrOr".
Clean it yourself.
I'm up and dressed, that's the best i can do.
Your sense of aesthetic is none of my fucking business. Must be nice to have enough energy that your only worry is cleaning a dirty mirror.

CAETFOOD,

@smooz it's way too normalized to tell people to clean the mirror.
I'm not an influencer, I'm just a little bean who tries to be positive despite chronic illnesses.

18+ CAETFOOD, to random

Cutie shaped babe hours.

I'm turned to the side, lifting my arms. My enby colored binder shines through the shirt.
Relaxed pose front view of my outfit.
I stretch and stand on tippy toes.

CAETFOOD,

@root you do it if you like cleaning so much.
I don't take commands.

volpeon, to random

You wouldn't steal the communal brain cell

CAETFOOD,

@volpeon it's not stealing if i yell "surprise!!".

CAETFOOD, to random

you wouldn't flood your timeline with stolen posts

CAETFOOD, to random

Warning: stealing this post will result in cuddles

CAETFOOD, to random

you wouldn’t steal this post

CAETFOOD, to random

Dildophosaurus

CAETFOOD, to random

Treehouses are basically cat towers, but for humans

kaia, to random
@kaia@brotka.st avatar
CAETFOOD,

@kaia oooooo
Thanks for reminding me

gavi, to random
@gavi@wandering.shop avatar

whats the funniest reason why youve ever been banned somewhere online???

CAETFOOD,

@gavi in a fight where someone called my boobs Schlauchtitten (tube tits) i replied "i'm gonna wrap my long boobs around you and strangle you with them"

Also, i got banned from a very old german chat network for calling myself Katzen Futter (Cat Food) and the admins banned me for suspicion that I'm using a fake name and they demanded i provide a proof that i really am called Katzen Futter lmao

CAETFOOD,

@gavi got banned from Facebook for spamming when i live posted about drinking a whole liter of strawberry milk.

Got banned on another account for posting a pic of a cock with a row of piercings saying the only reason I'd like having a cock is to put lots of piercings all the way down on it because that looks very pretty.

CAETFOOD, to random

I realized i neither know how to behave girl nor do i have a clue how to treat girls

CAETFOOD, to random

Umbrella sounds like a made up word

CAETFOOD, to random

Watching the nightmare before Christmas

CAETFOOD, to random

The need to just behave like a cat, sneak into some nice person's life and claim all their stuff and yoink their food and sleep on their face when the pillow is taken

CAETFOOD,

Give me attention flops on your keyboard and bites your hands

tomkindlon, to disability
@tomkindlon@disabled.social avatar

On my way to the (on ) protest outside Leinster House (which houses the Irish parliament). These proposals if implemented would make life a lot more difficult for many with and disabling illnesses. 😡

@disabilities @disability @disabilityjustice @mecfs @chronicillness @spoonie

CAETFOOD,

@tomkindlon @disabilities @disability @disabilityjustice @mecfs @chronicillness @spoonie looking fancy. :ablobfoxhyperbongo:

CAETFOOD, to random

You can be cute AND old, it doesn't have to be one of them.

CAETFOOD, to random

I'm too exhausted to put my groceries in the fridge

CAETFOOD, to random

Life doesn't end at 20 or 25 or 30 or 35 or 40 or 45 or 50 or 55 or 60 or older just because you grow up or you're not young anymore or society expects you to dress and behave a certain way.
It's a construct.
Wear what you want and behave however you want, it's not your job to be mature or serious or conform to bullshit standards. Be cute and happy.
Be weird and do stuff that makes others frown. I support that.
I love seeing people thrive and be colorful and chaotic and immature. 🤩

Froggo, to random
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CAETFOOD,

@Froggo :ablobfoxhyperbongo:

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