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Emmreef1

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Fan of Doug J Balloon's NYT Pitchbot. Thought Mastodon could use some of that flavor especially with the 2024 election. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

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#satire #uspol

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Donald Trump has learned his lesson.

By Susan Collins

#uspol #satire #TrumpTrial

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The @nytimes is out clowning again today 🤡🤡🤡

They went to an expert who:

  1. Wrote a book 20 years ago
  2. Worked for the admin

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I hate to break it to you, Joe. Kylie Kelce's rant at a fan won't win Biden more fans.

By #IngridJacques

#uspol #satire

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I hate to break it to you, Joe. Jenna Ellis losing her law license won't win Biden more fans.

By #IngridJacques

#uspol #satire

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I hate to break it to you, Joe. Dunkin Donuts adding energy drinks to the menu won't win Biden more fans.

By #IngridJacques

#uspol #satire

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Whether it's #trump calling for journalists to be jailed/beat up or #biden ribbing a journalist in the PHL tarmac, #bothsides have a problem.

#uspol #satire

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Liberals routinely play Mortal Kombat. A game that always says "Finish Him/Her" at the end of each match. Yet they get mad when #nikkihaley writes "Finish Them" on an artillery shell.

#uspol #satire

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just called for our colleague to be held past the election by

Here's why we're giving Trump the benefit of the doubt.

By the NYT Editorial Board

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NYT since report the campaign is taking votes away from

✅ Broke brain worms story

✅ Broke "former" Trump supporter saying campaigns hateful

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@nytimes is doing it again 🙃

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BBC 🤝 US media

"The economy is doing too well under Biden"🙃

(Credit @Sarah123 )

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The liberal case for #harrisonbutker speech.

By Walker Bragman

#uspol #satire

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"continue to rock"...

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The campaign's real problem... it's chakras

By Jonah Goldberg

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Opinion: I was a lifelong Democrat until #stevebuscemi was punched in the face. Now I have no choice but to vote for Trump.

#uspol #satire

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Sure #rfkjr had a brain worm but his running mate doesn't. We think you should focus on that

#uspol #satire

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We can't discredit what Stormy Daniels said, so we'll be a fashion critic of her clothing.

By the NYT 🙃

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Washington Post and other news organizations trying to figure out how posts get spread beyond that platform.

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Shot/chaser
(NYT doesn't want to lose their access to Trump)

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Our panel of physicians agree that #rfkjr dead #brainworm doesn't preclude him from running for president.

#uspol #satire

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