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Rishi Sunak decides to end political career with general election
Even I don't think he stands a chance!

Rishi Sunak, the UK’s greatest prime minister since Liz Truss, has announced he will be stepping down through a process known as a “general election” that he has zero chance of winning.

https://open.substack.com/pub/normalislandnews/p/rishi-sunak-decides-to-end-political?r=12u3ju&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=email

SteveThompson, to OpenAI
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"Jerky, 7-Fingered Scarlett Johansson Appears In Video To Express Full-Fledged Approval Of OpenAI"

https://www.theonion.com/jerky-7-fingered-scarlett-johansson-appears-in-video-t-1851496932

metin, to Meme
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xalieri, (edited ) to Horror
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strypey, to privacy
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"Everybody looks at everybody all the time and you don't need to be a celebrity to feel the need for privacy. I myself was recently in big trouble with my Confessor for being slow to post a birthing video. I'm not talking about being either an extrovert or an introvert: I'm talking about people who don't believe privacy is a perversion, people who think it might even be a virtue."

Trafford, Blind Faith by Ben Elton, 2007

bmp, to random
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I'd like to send this to folks whenever they mention https://wondermark.com/c/1548/

isotope239, to random
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Wen, to random
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‘My songs spread like herpes’: why did satirical genius Tom Lehrer swap worldwide fame for obscurity?

https://www.theguardian.com/music/article/2024/may/22/my-songs-spread-like-herpes-why-did-satirical-genius-tom-lehrer-swap-worldwide-fame-for-obscurity

The great (but not late) Tom Lehrer. I am amazed he never (apparently) got picked up for a ‘wee chat' by the authorities.

He put much if not all of his work into the public domain https://tomlehrersongs.com

#Lehrer #Songs #Satire

matiu_bidule, to politics French
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This one made me giggle

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New Florida Law Requires All Women To Produce 3 Healthy White Sons By 22nd Birthday

TALLAHASSEE, FL—Touting the legislation as a common-sense victory for family values, Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) signed a new law Thursday requiring all Florida women to produce three healthy, white sons by the date of their 22nd birthday. “The production of white daughters will not be penalized, but they will be seized by the state for the production of white sons,” said DeSantis, who clarified that regardless of the race, ethnicity, or religious background of the mother, all sons would be required to be both white and raised in a Catholic household. “Three is the bare minimum. Despite what the virtue-signaling, left-wing fanatics are espousing on CNN, this requirement is actually quite fair and attainable. Whether Florida women and girls choose to get started at age 15 or 19, they will have plenty of time to comply.” At press time, DeSantis added that a miscarriage counted as negative one white sons.

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SNerd, to Dogs
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BREAKING - South Dakota Governor Kristie Noem tries to win back dog loving voters by shooting her family’s cat

grrlscientist, to Humor
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The Onion's new CEO on his plan to bring back ‘the good internet’

Ben Collins, a former political disinformation reporter at NBC News, is working to make great again

🧅 🤣 🗞️ https://www.fastcompany.com/91126211/the-onion-ceo-ben-collins-jeff-lawson-nbc-news-elon-musk

Emmreef1, to random
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The liberal case for speech.

By Walker Bragman

msdropbear42, to random

Oh that dirty icky perverted thing... if Steve Christou hears about this, there'll be hell to pay. Stop sexualising our oceans!


Starfish cousin caught in the act of cloning itself

Emmreef1, to random
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The campaign's real problem... it's chakras

By Jonah Goldberg

Emmreef1, to random
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Opinion: I was a lifelong Democrat until #stevebuscemi was punched in the face. Now I have no choice but to vote for Trump.

#uspol #satire

Emmreef1, to random
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Sure had a brain worm but his running mate doesn't. We think you should focus on that

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ROFL The Onion saves the day with hilarious satire, as the news is fucking grim with a mix of hope. https://www.theonion.com/crying-man-refuses-to-take-boner-pills-unless-they-stra-1851454962

mkwadee, to Ukraine
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metin, to Humor
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metin, to music
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zkrisher, to fantasy
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I've finished: House of Open Wounds by Adrian Tchaikovsky

House of Open Wounds wasn't what I expected.

It's not a middle book in a trilogy, it has an ending. It's not about the mysterious Woods at the edge of Ilmar that were so promenant at the end of City of Last Chances.

It's about my favorite characters from that novel, Yasnic and his God. It's about the healers that are allowed to work their miracles at the periphery of the Pall war camp because they are useful. It dangles the promise of healing in return for pacifism at a humanity that can't stop fighting.

Like City of Last Chances, it's about the people stuck in the gears of the Palleseen Empire's ambitions. Not about kings and emperors.

Tchaikovsky has grown allot at a writer since the Shadow of the Apt series and has written a very compelling story that concentrates on engaging characters.

I couldn't put it down, I listened at every opportunity. It did sometimes feel repetitive and perhaps could have been shorter. But the ending clinched it all and most of it payed off brilliantly.

A friend of mine told me that the characters in this series remind him of Pratchett characters and that House of Open Wounds reminds him of Monstrous Regiment. Now that he has brought my attention to it, I can't unsee it.

Tchaikovsky isn't Pratchett and isn't trying to be Pratchett. He is not trying to be funny, but the social commentary, humanism and satire are reminiscent of Pratchett.

https://app.thestorygraph.com/books/23aec627-a8f8-4d9c-82e9-b45299690f28

@bookstodon

Emmreef1, to random
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We can't discredit what Stormy Daniels said, so we'll be a fashion critic of her clothing.

By the NYT 🙃

SaltyMonk, to random German
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Aus Gesprächen mit Freunden und Bekannten weiß ich, dass ich nicht alleine damit bin, #Realität und #Satire kaum noch unterscheiden zu können.

Passend dazu sagt der Wahl-O-Mat, dass ich die größte Übereinstimmung mit #DiePartei und den #Piraten habe. Wobei die Fragen (und fehlenden Erklärungen) des Wahl-O-Maten mir seltsam oberflächlich erschienen. Das Parlament behalten? Ja? Nennt sich Demokratie?

davidaugust, to Russia
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The Russian government warned Ukraine that Ukraine’s new fleet of F-16 fighter jets will be treated as a "nuclear-capable threat" by Russia, and “nuclear-capable threat” is also the nickname Putin has given his tallywacker.

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