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Mrfunkedude

@Mrfunkedude@mastodon.social

Rational man with an absurdist kink. Toot curator. Cynical Optimist. Grounded Psychonaut. Livestreamer. Maker of bread. Writer. Zombie killer. Amateur photographer. Will create mischief for food.

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Mrfunkedude, to random
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I feel “stay in bed all day” sick.

I feel tired and lethargic, my throat is dry, no matter how much water I seem to drink, my eyes are dry, I have mucus, and I feel a pressure in my forehead.

Someone come make me some soup.

Mrfunkedude,
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@jeanettepizzurro
Thanks. One question,

When you were thinking of me was I standing on top of a castle doing this...

A castle guard places a thumb in both ears and sticks out his togue and then pats the top of his head.

Mrfunkedude,
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@Sharonbw I'm not falling for THAT old trick. Again.

Mrfunkedude,
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@jeanettepizzurro That tracks.

monkeyborg, to random
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So Mom died on Friday, according to her wishes — at home and surrounded by loved ones.

The thing I learned the most from the experience of having a severely ill relative is that hospitals will fucking kill you. I donʼt know what the legal standard for medical malpractice is, but I can tell you that if our experience was at all typical, then errors of the kind that will cut your life short or severely impact your quality of life arenʼt merely routine — they are more likely to happen than not. …

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@monkeyborg My deepest condolences.

HeathAllyn, to random

Anyone know what platform this originally came from? I couldn't verify which "tedlyanderson" was the creator!

Singing those words to "Dragula" by Rob Zombie.

Mrfunkedude,
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@HeathAllyn Why didn't I realize that was you on my TikTok fyp? Very cool. I hope that you're having fun with it!
Skeet skeet!

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@HeathAllyn They're all so funny! I hope something grand comes out of this for you. How exciting it must be to have so many people laughing and enjoying it along with you. I hope that you’re enjoying every drop of this that you can.

Have you done a disco version yet?

Mrfunkedude, to random
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It's boosting time! 🚀🚀🚀

Let's share our lives with the world and use the hashtag to do it! Share your photos, videos, and stories of what you're up to today. Let's see what everyone is doing around the globe!

Let's keep this place social!!!

Mrfunkedude, to random
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I don't want to toot my own horn or anything, but I'm verified on Mastodon.

Mrfunkedude,
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@That_One_Guy 🤣🤣🤣

Mrfunkedude, to random
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Toot toot tootio.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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Well I had some plans to make some hoagie bread but I'm not sure if my energy is at 100% this morning? I might wait until tomorrow.

The GF is home remote working today which is nice. She pretty much keeps to herself when working, but it's nice to have her energy around. She's my favorite person.

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Well I feel a little better then I did yesterday. Still have a little bit of a pressure headache but I'm not feeling as tired as I was yesterday so I'll take that as a good sign.

Other then that I've got no plans.

Other then telling you all how AWESOME you are.

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Hi Everyone!👋

Anger is a natural emotion, but it's important to handle it in a healthy way. Here are three tips:

Take a break and step away from the situation. Give yourself space to regroup and to figure out what to do next.
Practice active listening. What are you actually angry about?
Channel your anger into a physical activity, such as exercise or a creative outlet. It's a great way to burn off that energy.

Anger doesn't have to control you.

You got this.

Mrfunkedude,
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@PamJo Depends I guess?

Mrfunkedude, to random
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Can I go back to bed now?

Mrfunkedude,
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@ForfarFairLady the last time someone told me that, it did not go well.

Mrfunkedude,
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@ForfarFairLady I'm awake again.

Damn it.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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Ok. Enough with the viruses already.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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Sitting here wanting to do stuff but brain is lagging like a Netflix movie on dialup.

Mrfunkedude,
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@LunarLioness814 I hope your mom feels better soon.

You can only do what your brain allows you to do right? I feel you.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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If I don't feel better by tomorrow I'm going to be forced to sacrifice one of you to Cthulhu or whoever.

Who will you volunteer?

Mrfunkedude,
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@jankhambrams You get to sleep in an infinite void. Anything other than that is up to you.

Mrfunkedude,
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@MardraS I'm here to help.

Mrfunkedude,
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@jankhambrams Right?

Mrfunkedude, to random
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Keeping it surreal since melting butterfly bacon.

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