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Mrfunkedude, to random
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Not to get into too much detail, but let’s just say ADHD and using a toilet, don’t always work well together.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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Something that they never tell you when you get a cat...

Their farts are worse then dogs.

OMG WHY DON'T I OWN NOSE PLUGS??? I'M PNICHING MY NOSE! HOW IS IT STILL GETTING THROUGH!?!?!

That_One_Guy,
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@Mrfunkedude
You're definitely right there. Mr Minx smells like a fisherman's knuckle, but what else would he smell like? I feed him ground up seafood, trout, and some turkey and chicken.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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No livestream today.

Something I ate yesterday is NOT agreeing with me. 🚽🏃‍♂️💨

I'll try again tomorrow. Make sure you're following @Funk to get updates.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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I put an extra security camera in my tortoise enclosure.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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I hope that your day is more productive than mine . The only thing I need to do is laundry. AGAIN.

inkican,
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@Mrfunkedude I'm missing a sock - should I talk to you, or is there a form I fill out?

Mrfunkedude, to random
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This is the last time I’m going to say this.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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Bring back waxed cups.

ferricoxide,

@Mrfunkedude These guys, though.

DavBot,
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@ferricoxide @Mrfunkedude
Ahhh the 90's crayon scribble.
A classic.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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If you don't boost this that means you like Threads more then the Fedi.

Sorry. I don't make the rules.

nemesio,
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@Mrfunkedude stares at screen but you literally did!

video/mp4

inkican,
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@Mrfunkedude I strike you with the Fedi Chancla of Justice.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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You ever have one of those days where you are producing more wind then an ocean breeze?

No?

That's just me then?

🚶💨

isotope239,
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@Mrfunkedude And this is also a toot, right? 🙃

Mrfunkedude, to random
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I did not have “The 2013 movie “Her” becomes real.” on my 2024 bingo card.

quincypeck,
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@Mrfunkedude that was horrifying. I don’t like it, no sir.

EuphoriaLavender,
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@Mrfunkedude

Your bingo card was probably not the place for such an entity 😉

Mrfunkedude, to random
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One of the perks at being bad at video games is that if it's suppose to take you 30 hours to finish and instead you take 60, well then you've just doubled your value!

Mrfunkedude, (edited ) to random
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Anyone else hate the feeling of putting socks on when your feet are still drying from the shower? Like, they aren't wet, but they aren't exactly dry either?

SailorDisco,
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@Mrfunkedude other parts of my body don’t need to be completely dry before I get dressed but my feet absolutely do!

mdb,
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@Mrfunkedude Not sure how you exit the shower, me I've already mostly dried off in the shower, I then in the process of stepping out dry each foot with my towel before letting it touch the bath mat. So yeah my feet are very dry before putting socks on. What I hate is when the careless person before leaves puddles on the floor that your socks soak up... Maybe I wasn't planning to shower right then, well my socks are definitely coming off!

Mrfunkedude, to random
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It tis the day of Wednes.

Please make sure to keep your hands and feet inside of the ride at all times. If something unexpected occurs, figure it out or suffer. That's life on the Wednesday baby!!!

Mrfunkedude, to random
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Omg just say what you wanted to say and get it over with.

zalasur,
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@Mrfunkedude I can't. I drank all the coffee and now I have to say all the things. In one breath.

peterainbow,
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@Mrfunkedude

Oh ok,am a foxlet and can't speak but am too hot and sibling keeps jumping on me

Two foxlets fighting on lawn, one sprawled on the floor looking too hot in the fur coat

Mrfunkedude, to fediverse
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🔴🎥JUST WENT LIVE!!!🎥🔴

Join me as I play "Assassins Creed Mirage" for the first time!

Join me as we climb walls and jump down from high places! It'll be a hoot!

https://live.mrfunkedude.com

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