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MyWoolyMastadon

@MyWoolyMastadon@toot.community

I'm just a guy trying to get a rug that pulls the whole room together. :: We're all trapped on this crazy world together and sometimes you have to laugh at the people acting like crabs in a bucket.

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RickiTarr, to random
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The most ridiculous thing about cop procedural shows is when they ask where a person was, and what they were doing at a specific time the person always has perfect and immediate recall. I'd be desperately trying to remember what day of the week that was, and trying to open my phone calendar. If I was the cop, I'd immediately be suspicious of the person who remembered exactly where they were and what they were doing.

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@RickiTarr

Yep. I work a part time gig as a Standardized Patient. In my encounters with medical students I always hesitate on many questions to make it look like I have to work hard to come up with the answer.

When did my cough start?... Oh my... three weeks ago?.. Nope it was at least five weeks ago because I couldn't visit grandma because of it.... Scratch that, it was a good three months ago because my mom brought it up at the winter carnival & she was worried about it.

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@RickiTarr

No patient can remember events from 20 years ago precisely. What were the events to lead to my appendix removal when I was 19? And I'm now 55? The trauma would make it all a blur.

MyWoolyMastadon,
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@mentallyalex @RickiTarr

Haha. Back in the days of my road warrior years I had to consult the receipts in my wallet to tell you where I was and when.

When I pulled together my expense reports I was always amazed at the unknown locations I happened to visit.

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