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fathermcgruder, to asklemmy
@fathermcgruder@jorts.horse avatar

What is it about the text messages and emails sent by older people that make me feel like I'm having a stroke?

Maybe they're used to various shortcuts in their writing that they picked up before autocorrect became common, but these habits are too idiosyncratic for autocorrect to handle properly. However, that doesn't explain the emails I've had to decipher that were typed on desktop keyboards. Has anyone else younger than 45 or so felt similarly frustrated with geriatrics' messages?

@asklemmy

Taleya,

Gonna need some examples methinks. But the tendency to overuse ellipses is right tf up there

Taleya,

…go on

Taleya, (edited )

Assuming you’re under 45, this won’t make sense, because you’ve never experienced a world

Nah. 45 is '78/'79. You can easily run up to '85 on the analogue migration

Taleya,

Too blind to tell the difference on a phone keyboard, too vain to wear glasses / update prescription

Taleya,

That’s an incredibly bad faith reading.

Anyone younger than 45 is going to have greater digital exposure and be more adept at electronic communication. The older you are, the less likely you are to be frustrated with how geriatrics communicate because the more familiar pre-digital communication styles will be to you.

Taleya,

Mate, i’m 46. I literally see this day in and day out

ajsadauskas, to auspol
@ajsadauskas@aus.social avatar

So despite climate change, Australia's federal government has just committed an extra $3.25 billion into building a toll road and a 20-lane freeway widening.

For those who wonder why Aussies think toll roads are a scam (https://aus.social/@LesserAbe@lemmy.world/112405373613706682), here's a great example of why.

"Pouring an extra $3.25 billion worth of federal funds into Melbourne’s North East Link is a good use of taxpayer money, Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has insisted, despite the project’s cost doubling just a few months ago.

...

"The North East Link – which includes 6½ kilometres of tunnels – will stretch from Bulleen to Greensborough. It will widen the Eastern Freeway by up to 20 lanes.

"Allan revealed in December that the 10-kilometre toll road had more than doubled in cost since it was first announced.

"The toll road was initially budgeted at $10 billion and reassessed in 2019 at $15 billion. But the government revealed last year that the updated cost estimate was $26 billion."

https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/federal-funding-to-boost-victorian-road-link-by-3-25-billion-20240509-p5ii7b.html

@fuck_cars

Taleya,

We’re literally building a MASSIVE expansion to our rail system right now

realcaseyrollins, to movies
Taleya,

This is also why i have a fileserver

swope, to tenforward
swope avatar

Recently I saw a meme showing some poor crewman with his window facing the red glow of a warp nacelle, but I've lost it now.

Does anyone know where I can find it?

Taleya,

You want lower decks episode I Have No Bones Yet I Must Flee. I suggest watching as it also includes the dreaded moopsy

ZILtoid1991, to random
ZILtoid1991 avatar

"Words are just words" unless you call someone a fascist, then the very same people suddenly understand how different words affect people and how it might negatively affect them.

Taleya,

Cis is a slur! Boomer is ageist! People in unthinking positions of privilege don’t like being touchable

steebo_jack, to random

So these emails that claim some hacker has access to my computer have moved up a notch in annoyance and they now include a blurry photo of some random fat guy on the toilet playing with himself and they think its me...

Taleya,

The hilarity on those is very high for me, i will admit.

(No cam, no address book, extremely secure system, also female)

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