Wiz

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Wiz,

Yes, you seem to need it, but almost every time I see a pickup truck, it is:

  • Driven by a white dude with no passengers
  • Has no cargo
  • Not hauling anything

I full up my 11-gallon tank in my small 4-door car. I can’t imagine the expense of filing that up, nor the payments of purchasing one

Wiz,

Bimbo Baggins: “I think I’ll just keep it!”

Wiz,

I guarantee most of the complainers drive around dumbass pickup trucks as their everyday vehicle, filling up at $250 every 2 weeks. I have problems feeling sorry for them.

Wiz,

Every time someone says LEMMY IS JUST LIKE REDDIT a puppy dies.

Wiz,

Out of curiosity, what did you buy?

Wiz,

Career dead? No way. That dude’s Vegas act is still running. He’s working full time, almost every day, last I heard.

He’s also got a supermodel wife, but also pulls this shit? What a fucking moron.

Wiz,

I think he’s always been kinda like this. The magician community has known for many years.

Now that DuckDuckGo is out. Give me your search prompts and I'll answer them as best I can. That includes images (based on what I have saved on my PC). So what is it you wish to know or see?

Edit: Due to popular demand FatTony Search servers are down for the time being. but has gone open source just in time (Yes that’s how it works 😡) . You may now get responses from other users. Servers will be back up some time later.

Wiz,

Use the one in the upstairs bedroom

Wiz,

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a baby with a gun.

Wiz,

The McRib even had it’s own currency, the Monopoly contests!

Wiz,

Your solution sounds terribly like using firearms against police.

Wiz,

I’m so sorry you have that problem. The window insulation should still help, though.

Wiz,

Your message is welcome, and does not sound to be breaking any etiquette to me.

Wiz,

I’m not sure this counts, but the best upgrade I ever made for my home was having new windows installed 20 years ago. I couldn’t open the old ones.

During the summer, most days I can avoid air conditioning just by opening the windows and getting a cross breeze. I hear my neighbors’ airco turning on, while I am smug with the knowledge that I made a long-term frugal and green investment.

Wiz,

Conservatives generally don’t do empathy, unless something affects them personally. Otherwise they don’t care.

Wiz,

The first-past-the-post system created the two-party system. In order to fix the two-party problem, a start would be ranked-choice voting. Otherwise voting third party is literally dangerous because the worst people might get into office and fuck things up more.

Wiz,

Not with half of the country supporting whackadoo oligarchists, we can’t.

Wiz,

Yeah, what about their Second Amendment Rights in other countries? /s

Wiz,

If he has a shred of dignity, yes.

However, there’s one problem with that.

Wiz,

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Wiz,

Good Lord, what a stupid take.

Wiz,

Had Russia won any war ever? Maybe not, except the internal ones against themselves.

Wiz,

I’m curious: who is the great artist who drew this panel?

Wiz,

Tech-bro’s finest minds.

Wiz,

Yeah, it seems like Musk’s innovation is calling it GIGAFACTORY!

Obligatory exclamation point.

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