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alanb

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Building https://dotplan.io & https://agendascope.com | ruby/rails | elixir/phoenix | 日本語 | dad | he/him | japan | husbando | fukuoka | learning | sci-fi | 

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takosix, to random
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Be warned, this is gross:

Men’s Hygiene Is in a Very Sorry State
Reddit has disabused me of any notion that men know how to clean themselves.

https://slate.com/technology/2024/05/men-soap-washing-butt-reddit.html

alanb,
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@takosix Big yikes

ianRobinson, to music
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This is good. Using Scsler 2 with Logic Pro 11 Chord Track and Session Musicians.

https://youtu.be/n6CLarKnTE8

alanb,
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@ianRobinson Ha - I'd just opened YouTube on the iPad and this video was right there at the top

FlockOfCats, to random
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Listen to new Taylor Swift…a few tracks in….

Sooo boring

alanb,
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DNA, to random
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MIL and I "arguing" about wife's return last nite for a good 15 mins. Ifs, buts, stupid stuff. I thot wife was coming home that nite. MIL thot diff. Finally I asked her why she was so insistant (bc I had my reasons too). She answered, because it's on the schedule. Well, if you fucking knew that, why didn't you just point it out? I retorted. Because I thought you knew. Was I talking like I did? FFS, don't let me go on being wrong!

Japanese thought process is beyond me. Too much assumption.

alanb,
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@DNA This sounds shockingly familiar 😮‍💨

alanb,
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@Theblueone @DNA I’m not sure if I’m laughing or crying 😆

alanb, to random
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Dog not a fan

skinnylatte, to random
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Just passed a dog social club.

Whatever that means

https://www.dogppl.co/

alanb,
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@skinnylatte So, a park? 😆

alanb, to random
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Dog trying to tell me something by staring at me intensely.

alanb, to random
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Cookie carried a pinecone around for the entirety of her walk. She’s very proud of it.

alanb, to random
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If I can keep out of the sun and the temp stayed as it is right now (18°) I would be very content. Alas, it won’t.

alanb, to random
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My left ankle appears to be much improved. Right is a little better. I now think I have an idea what I did to make them complain. Guess they needed a break, but will start taking some collagen anyway since should help in general. And my "left arm is numb when I wake up" thing appears to fine now - after the head & neck massage after a haircut last week.
So basically I've been whinging about nothing. Which is about right for me I guess.

alanb, to random
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Cookie wants a cookie

alanb, to random
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It begins

ianRobinson, to random
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“Astronavigator. How many orbits have we completed?”

“60 Commander.”

“Remarkable. Only feels about 15.”

🚀🌍➖➖➖➖➖➖☀️

alanb,
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@ianRobinson 🥳 happy birthday!

alanb, to random
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Me too, dog. Me too.

FlockOfCats, to random
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:spicy: :spicy: :spicy: :spicy: :spicy:

Which spice mix or combo should I try with chickpeas, green peppers, tomatoes, red onions?

alanb,
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@FlockOfCats Thank goodness you got the Best ones. I assume they sell "mid" and "worst" in their range too.

tosbourn, to writing
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I've started down a copy editing rabbit hole and I'm loving it.

I wanted to remove the word "basically" from any old blog post where it didn't make sense. (you don't "basically, do something" you "do something")

As I was going through I kept on finding other examples of words that could be clipped.

  • essentially
  • probably
  • possibly
  • just
  • you need to
  • trivial

This isn't even the full list!

80% of the time the sentence reads better without further edits

alanb,
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@tosbourn I remember my copy editor on my book giving me constant grief about exactly this! “Basically” is the worst.

alanb, to random
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Just ordered the thing for myself. https://mastodon.social/@alanb/112183615988362764

alanb, to random
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Motorways services with a view and freshly baked pizza

alanb,
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@schwa Beppu

alanb, to random
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Cookie living the dream - having a big poo under the sakura in full bloom.

alanb,
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@dwvcd @piepants Isn’t that what Watanabe Ken’s monologue at the end of The Last Samurai is about? Or is my memory failing me?

alanb, to random
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Tent has a private dog run so Cookie is going loopy

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alanb, to random
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Trying to convince myself that it's ok to buy a thing that is just for myself. Looked at the price in GBP and now it seems so ridiculously cheap that I shouldn't even think twice. But still hesitating.

alanb, to random
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