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alanb

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Building https://dotplan.io & https://agendascope.com | ruby/rails | elixir/phoenix | 日本語 | dad | he/him | japan | husbando | fukuoka | learning | sci-fi | 

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Oh. Contract just ended with zero notice or warning or discussion or anything. Off to U.K. on Thursday. I suddenly have zero income. Excuse me while I lose it.

alanb,
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@tosbourn Not the greatest, but thankfully was a 'misunderstanding' and we're back. Not the best couple of hours, I'll be honest.

alanb, to random
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Oh nice, have some spons, handy for when we arrive.

Checks prices in U.K. …. Ok, that’s not gonna get me very far. Chances of being able to get a couple of coffees at LHR with it?

craiggrannell, to random
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Cold, grey and rainy here in the south of England today. It felt like April. And not a good April. Natch, some locals might hand wave away climate change, but even this weather isn’t really normal. I guess better cool and crap, though, than north of 40C.

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@craiggrannell Genuinely excited about being back in the British weather later this week.

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FlockOfCats, to random
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There’s a special place in hell for Japanese organizations that have their official name on their website as an image only, never in text

alanb,
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@FlockOfCats Non-retina, natch

pippa, to random
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i need entertainment

alanb,
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@pippa Cucumber too wangy?

alanb, to random
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Was driving behind a brand new Porsche 911 that had the license plate ‘911’ which seemed way too basic to me. Like having a dog and naming it “dog”.
Driver looked like he was 12 years old and looked truly absolutely terrified - and driving at like 20kmph

alanb,
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@StuartGrimson Certainly would make life easier

alanb,
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@LetsBuild @StuartGrimson That’s perfect. I once met a dog called Alan and I was like 😑. Apparently not an uncommon dogs name in Wales, I was informed. Dogs with “very human” names crack me up - like I wanna call a dog “Arthur” or “Richard”

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holy shit daycare made SUCH a big fuss about my kid’s last day 😶 everyone drew her pictures and made stuff for her and they had a whole farewell party and everything 😳

but one thing i found interesting was that a good half of the kids who drew a picture of her for the goodbye book a) included pikachu and b) very clearly chose Not Black for her hair colour…

a drawing of my daughter’s face done by a younger preschooler, with a yellow and black blob in one corner that is probably Pikachu

alanb,
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@pippa Kids way more observant and opened minded than adults. Yes, it is possible for people to have non-black hair.

FlockOfCats, to random
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I was just asked to make a password for an app with 4 to 8 characters, letters and numbers only (no special symbols).

Keep up the great infosec, Japan!

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alanb,
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@FlockOfCats @Tsutsuku I did but I got like 4 hints in before (virtually) throwing my phone across the room and giving up.

craiggrannell, to random
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Lots of folks saying Twitter just switched their DM settings to allow messages only from verified accounts. I suspect the MuskBrain will soon make that a feature, thereby eradicating Twitter as a customer support platform (one of the few things it’s still good for).

alanb,
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@craiggrannell Oh wow, had been switched for my account. Before it was definitely set to anyone.

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alanb, to random
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👀

alanb, to random
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30° + 80% humidity + strong sun makes for a particularly moist Alan, let me tell ya.

alanb, to random
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Dealing with British prices next month is going to be a serious shock, isn’t it? 😬

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alanb, to random
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Got cleaning bill for moving out of old apartment....🫣

¥5,000. 👀

So I get almost all of my security deposit back!!

alanb,
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@FlockOfCats @niten Oof. Yeah, there were a bunch of indentations where the tv and desk were but they don’t seem bothered. Tbh I think they’re going to completely remodel so it was a token “you didn’t clean on top of the curtain rails” thing.

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What’s the best alternative to Gmail?

alanb,
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@FlockOfCats I have used fastmail for a very long time. They're good.

alanb, to random
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Move went as smoothly as I could hope for. We’re still surrounded by a mountain of boxes but we’ll settle in quickly.

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I know that many here will strongly disagree with me, but since the first moment I tried on an Oculus dev kit, I've been a firm believer that VR/AR has stupendous potential but direction Meta has been taking made me very uninterested. I'm psyched that Apple have approached this the way they have, and @gruber's first impressions post has me bubbling.
https://daringfireball.net/2023/06/first_impressions_of_vision_pro_and_visionos

ianRobinson, (edited ) to apple
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Perplexed by people saying that Apple should and done this, or should have done that, when announcing the Vision Pro.

All the things mentioned have been done by Microsoft with their HoloLens headset (possibly discontinued) or Meta with their inferior headset.

I suspect these commentators don't understand Apple.

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@ianRobinson I can imagine the bird site is full of Opinions. I’m stunned at what Apple have put together. This is just the beginning.

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