anomnomnomaly

@anomnomnomaly@mastodonapp.uk

Just a guy, on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas.

Originally from as far from the sea as you can get in England, now living near the coast in a part of Wales.

I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references.

#InvisibleDisabilities
#Depression
#Autism
#Neurodivergent
#Humour
#Sarcasm
#ExDrummer
#ExComedian
#ExGoth
#ExSoftwareDev
#ExGameDev
#MetalHead
#Gamer

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anomnomnomaly, to random

Trying my morning coffee without sugar today in an effort cut back.

Nope... nope... nope.

anomnomnomaly, to random

The beef in red wine casserole has been nurdling away since 11am this morning in the slow cooker.

Starting to get the smells wafting through the house now... another couple of hours and it'll be ready.

Then I can take a bad picture of a big bowl of delicious slop for you all. 😆 😋

anomnomnomaly, to random

@sharongascoigne can I ask you (or maybe your husband) if there is a way to restore and resize an old picture... improving the quality of the image and adding extra to the image that doesn't exist.

Have an old pic of my grandfathers ship he served on... quality isn't great and it's an odd size that doesn't fit any regular sized frame.

It's about 8.5x11" and the frame I have is the same width as the one I had done with his naval portrait and his medals.

Even if there's an AI way to do it.

anomnomnomaly, to random

If you're a trades person and you keep people hanging for weeks to sort out a simple quote... and then ghost them.

Please know that I consider you a piece of shit.

anomnomnomaly, to scifi

This last week I have been rewatching for the first time in about a decade or so.

Aside from some slightly ropey CGI in some scenes (mostly Cylon movement), it's just as enjoyable as it was the first time round some 20yrs ago.

Fuck... 20yrs ago... I feel so old.

Currently halfway through season 2.


anomnomnomaly, to random

6th November... and we just spotted the first xmas tree going up a few doors down... 2 of them outside on either side of the garage.

WTF is wrong with people

anomnomnomaly, to random

A Haiku for trump

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

Ha Ha Ha You Cunt

anomnomnomaly, to random

Some vid clips from the gig last night.

Hopefully no copyright issues with a few seconds of bad audio. 😆

Live

Can only add 1 clip per post, so keep scrolling for a few more that I'll be adding as they're uploaded.

video/mp4

anomnomnomaly, to OnePiece

Has anyone watched 'One Piece' on Netflix?

Never heard of it before, never seen the anime/manga (no idea which) it's based on.

Is it worth it... what's it comparable too? Limited time available and far too many shows to catch up on, so starting a new show has to be pretty epic to get on the list.


anomnomnomaly, to random

Today... I have mostly been painting picket pales... one at a time... about 90 of them. After loading them into the car and unloading them at home.

I'm about halfway through... I've run out of places to put them to dry.

That'll be a weekend job now. finish painting them, start fixing them to the fence rails.

Next week... might finally get the new gate post in place. Gotta lift block work and dig a 3ft hole and concrete it in place.


anomnomnomaly, to random

Can I get a

I can't hear you... I said can I get a

FUCK YEAH!!!

Tickets bagged for in Birmingham next Jan

It's been 30yrs since I last saw them on the Devotional tour when I was just a youngster who'd just got his first car and it was his first long distance trip (also to Birmingham) and the drive back was in a bit of a snow storm.

So... about that Fuck Yeah... shout it... Shout it LOUD!!!

Also, 2 tickets £340 😬



anomnomnomaly, to pcmasterrace

Me playing a game... crouches to be more stealthy, creep up on the enemy to take them out.

Me in real life... crouches to be more stealthy, knees make loud cracking noises alerting the enemy who takes me out whilst I'm still grimacing from the pain.



anomnomnomaly, to HashtagGames

Take the title of the last song you listened to and add 'in my arse (or ass if prefer) to the end of it.

I'll go first

Chvrches - Feat Robert Smith

How not to drown - In my arse



anomnomnomaly, to random

I love the English language, mostly I love it's contradictions and quirks that make it amusing.

But whoever came up with the word for a fear of palindromes is truly evil.

It's called aibohphobia.

It's a fucking palindrome.

You bastard... you utter bastard... you're also a genius... an evil genius.

🤣 😆

anomnomnomaly, to random

Draft suggestions for contract renewal arrived this morning. My team and I have been discussing them rather a lot.

Buried on page 3... is a requirement for at least 3 days a week in the office.

At the start of the year they tried this, and were clearly told that they approved people moving far from their base (West Midlands area) and had dropped the idea of office attendance requirements.

Now they're trying to sneak this in.

We're drafting a response that states, remove it or we quit.

anomnomnomaly, to random

Employers saying 'no one wants to work'

is basically the same as incels saying 'women don't want to date nice guys'

basically... if both weren't so fucking toxic... things would be different.

anomnomnomaly, to PCGaming

The price of internal data storage for my computer has fallen greatly.

I can't afford to replace the 14TB HDD's in my mediaserver. But I can now get 4TB SSD's for around what a 1TB cost me a few years ago.

Tempted to replace the two 3TB HDD's in my main system with two 4TB SSD's

#SolidStateDrive
#PCGaming
#technology
#PCBuilding
#PCUpgrades
#PCGamer

anomnomnomaly, to random

The end of a birthday for another year... choc orange cake and ice cream for supper.

Lazy day, went out in the afternoon for a spot of lunch at the Bulkley Hotel and picked up some cakes from a little run down looking cafe we've been to before that does proper home made stuff. It's located behind Beaumaris Castle and it looks a bit like a shed, and it's run by some older ladies. But the cakes are delish.

Did dinner with family last weekend.

Can't be bothered making too much effort anymore.

anomnomnomaly, to zerowaste

again

Yesterday, I put in the 3 salvaged posts to strengthen the low quality picket fence on the boundary.

I used fence post levels and all 3 were straight... wind shifted one... it's no longer straight. But I can work with it.

Today, stained all the salvaged wood from the rear of the house, cut and re-purposed as arris rail & gravel board.

Once I get new picket pales, I'll mirror the pickets on my side.

Then order the top soil and manure for the bed.

anomnomnomaly, to DuckDuckGo

If you are wondering about how bad tracking across the web has become. Here's a simple tip for you.

On android devices, install and enable tracking protection.

It works as a web browser and search engine. But it can also block app tracking.

The images below show the app I use for my solar/battery system.

It's been grabbing 28 separate bits of tracking data from my phone without my knowledge or consent.

This is an unacceptable invasion.

image/png

anomnomnomaly, to random

Todays is the last of the beef in red wine casserole, turned into soup.

I also discovered that the soup maker is broken and shuts off after a couple of mins until the OCP resets and it turns back on for 30 secs... rinse and repeat.

So I heated it up on the hob, and used the hand blender instead.

Won't bother replacing the soup maker... not worth it.

Typically, we had 2... mine and my mums. I gave mine to my sister a few weeks ago after hers failed.

anomnomnomaly, to random

Sorry for the potato quality blurry pics. The Pixel 6 pro camera is kinda garbage at focusing if you use the slightest bit of zoom. Perfectly in focus background, the focus, centre of the shot... blurry as fuck

But having coffee and cake at lunchtime, and some birds were taking a keen interest and landed on the chair next to us.

So my mum held out her hand with a few cake crumbs on and they ate right out of her hand.

Can't tell what kind of birds they are though.

image/jpeg

anomnomnomaly, to random

You'll be seeing lots of posts from people saying/boasting what they achieved in 2023.

In case anyone needs to hear it... it's ok if all you did this year was get through it... You made it, good job.

anomnomnomaly, to random

If at first you don't succeed...

Try

Try

Try

not to spiral into the self loathing you've been conditioned to feel by a system that promotes unobtainable goals and then extracts profits from your misery and insecurities.

anomnomnomaly, to random

So it appears that #AnyDesk has decided to go down the route of every other remote desktop access software.

Restricting their free personal use access to try and force people to give them money.

This would be the 3rd time I've had to start looking for new software.

I use it to access the 3 systems in my own home only.

They keep cutting my sessions off... Last POS company that did that used to do it after 60 seconds. At least they're letting sessions last longer... for now.

Time to switch

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