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coldclimate

@coldclimate@hachyderm.io

Northern English bearded geek who cooks, eats and bores people about cars. Same handle in lots of places. My work related tags are #DevOps #SRE I guess. mostly I debug #AWS shenanigans and try to figure out why bits of the internet are broken.

I'm not great with faces so if you hit follow please have something in your profile has I can work out who you are.

Staunch LGBT+ ally.

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TIL: even if I've switched my Android phone off, if it's not in DND mode, it'll boot to ring your alarm. Freaking perfect I'd you're in the cinema or on a plane.

Edited: replies suggest this is not the same across phones. OnePlus 6T with oxygen does this. Does yours?

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@jonty what are the chances you can x-ray a Monzo metal card, so I can figure out where to drill a hole in it?

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After a month+ of hacking on and I'm in a right mix about it. Great for building, but I'm unconvinced on using it for deployment.

Even with Merge Queue, and trunk-based development, I struggle with good patterns for roll out, roll back, promotion etc etc.

All thoughts and links welcomed.

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OnePlus 11-256GB edition is nearly 20% off today but the OnePlus12 comes out in 2 weeks and historically they have good trade in deals. Do it? https://www.oneplus.com/uk/oneplus-11 My beloved OnePlus 6T has been a rock but is on it's way out.

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This breakdown the world religions is facinating, especially rhe bottom right corner. Who knew there were many voodoo people https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fsize-of-world-religious-populations-v0-cp2g6sb1vrsc1.png%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D71d2960d25927644e45b3cd5d12eda55a3603eb8

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UK folks, anybody gone sim based broadband? Any opinions on . Friend in a rural area has great 5G signal but dreadful Internet over the phone line and fibre is years away. What kit will work well for a family of non tech folks?
House has a games console, iPads, Netflix TV etc.

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Tuning in to https://scenesat.com/ to hear a set by CoLDSToRAGE with visuals by loads of folks including local boy @jtruk

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Do people do DNS inside their home network? It would be handy to hit plex.local or something rather than remembering IP addresses but... can I be arsed?

Editted: there are lots (10+) devices at play here so /etc/hosts isn't an option

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folks, recommendations for people/companies who can sort me out with a will, without having to come into their office physically, gratefully received. Video call/email/digital signing etc etc.
A business that acts in this century, not the last.

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In a Porsche dealership. Nothing is less than £100k. I am wearing trainers and a scratty hoodie, but the staff don't seem to treat me any differently to the greying well dressed men who can actually afford stuff.

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22 years ago I used to regularly sell pints of wine from behind a student bar. Completely illegal (well, against the weights and measures licensing laws), but nobody gave a fuck. It catered to a certain group. Prats mostly.
See also pints of turbo shandy (Smirnoff Ice and Lager).

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Tickets bought for the weekend of . Can't make the Friday annoyingly, but shall be there Saturday and maybe Sunday

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Q: a friend noticed that Google Photos has the correct names for the faces of her children, her cat and a friend's kids, despite to the best of all knowledge, she has never set these anywhere.
Any ideas how?

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@jonty which earplugs were you recommending a little while ago?

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Turns out if you burn the shit.oit of it in an airfrier colliflower becomes edible

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Stocked up on wood/created a serious cat tower

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Curious recommendations for payment references from Monzo.

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Sometimes solace comes in the strangest places. Found whilst decluttering. Thank you @girlonthenet for making this, which (years?) later perked me up a bit.

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Hold tight my friends, I am about to commit a food crime, and shall be posting the process just as soon as I've finished eating. It's the love that shall never speak it's name...

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I've sent a little time this morning searching for articles around "patterns for service to service authentication" and found a couple of bits.

I'm trying to document/evangelise that evolution of patterns is OK (in fact preferable) to long cycle large shifts.
Anyone got any go to posts about intraService authN/authZ patterns ? I hate to say #microservices. #softwarearchitecture #devops ps

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A tradition I my house, the Christmas Sandwich. Additions allowed, but if it was on the table, it's in the sandwich. if you've leftovers

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With the addition of a monitor arm and a ring light, this morning my desk entered the "top tier wanker" setup grade

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I'm not posting a lot here right now, because I'm busy and I've finally broken the adrenaline and serotonin cycle of social media. I bloody love even if (especially because?) it's quieter.
I miss a load of folks from Twitter, but ultimately I don't feel im missing out.

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Day 2 in an open plan office and I've no idea how people get anything done.

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At work, challenge Three Letter Acronyms (TLA) at every opportunity.

  • They are a barrier to entry for those who don't live in your work
  • People are embarrassed to ask, so at best they are distracted Googling. Mostly they are now just not understanding
  • When used in combinations they make sentences difficult to parse. "We're targeting key SLOs as a way to maintain our SLAs as one of our OKRs for EOW".

I freaking hate them

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