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coldclimate

@coldclimate@hachyderm.io

Northern English bearded geek who cooks, eats and bores people about cars. Same handle in lots of places. My work related tags are #DevOps #SRE I guess. mostly I debug #AWS shenanigans and try to figure out why bits of the internet are broken.

I'm not great with faces so if you hit follow please have something in your profile has I can work out who you are.

Staunch LGBT+ ally.

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My friend just told me of a genius idea: her friend & partner have a secret signal for when they have guests. If one of them makes themselves a hot drink in a specific mug, that means ‘I grow weary of company, please help guests out of the door.’

coldclimate,
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@girlonthenet We have something simalar for when we're out: time to GTFO

girlonthenet, to random
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Stages of :

-This is so cool and helpful!
-I’m learning so quickly!
-I can share my progress with friends! 🥰
-I’m so obsessed with my streak haha!
-I want to punt this stupid owl into the centre of the sun

coldclimate,
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@girlonthenet little green fucker.

coldclimate, to retrocomputing
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I've a bunch of computing kit that needs a new home. I got it from the estate of an architect in the 90s, it was heading for the skip otherwise.
Anybody any idea of the importance/value of these things... A thread of pictures and words

coldclimate, to random
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At work, challenge Three Letter Acronyms (TLA) at every opportunity.

  • They are a barrier to entry for those who don't live in your work
  • People are embarrassed to ask, so at best they are distracted Googling. Mostly they are now just not understanding
  • When used in combinations they make sentences difficult to parse. "We're targeting key SLOs as a way to maintain our SLAs as one of our OKRs for EOW".

I freaking hate them

coldclimate, to random
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I'm getting increasingly pissed off with online retailers pushing "discount if bought via our app". I don't want an app for buying cat food or DIY kit. I want a good website and the same discount

coldclimate, to random
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coldclimate, to random
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After waiting 9 months from my original GDPR request, and with some reminders sent, never hearing a wrds back, I've made a complain to the ICO about Twitter.

coldclimate, to random
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UK folks, as the weather gets colder considering throwing a tenner to Shelter or Crisis each month. They do good stuff.
No matter how secure you thing you are the stats say you're probably about 3 months from being if shit goes down.
They're solid and your contributions are tax dedicated!

coldclimate, to random
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Scroll though the photos of this house for sale. Don't worry, you'll spot it
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/136832045#/?channel=RES_BUY

coldclimate, to random
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Reddit is a cesspit, but I laughted out loud at several of these https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/17suhm7/whats_the_funniest_conversation_youve_overheard/

coldclimate, to random
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SuperCollidwr and shader live coding from @jtruk and @vegemitepumpkin at Star&Shadow

coldclimate, to random
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Day 28 of my latest GDPR request. So far we've had...

  • From the DPO - "please email support"
  • "Tell us exactly what data you want"
  • Confirm a load of details (that I know they don't already have
  • "Your download is ready" (but no link)
  • "We're waiting for you to confirm your email address"
  • A download link in an email this morning!
  • Broken encoded URL
  • Manaully fixed encoding, still doesn't work though a browser, but curl got me a zip!
  • Zip is password protected....
coldclimate, to random
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Do hotel rooms with real fires still exist anywhere?

coldclimate, to random
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I assume that #Twillio realise that the only reason I use #Authy is because it'll sync across my mobile and laptop.
By ditching the desktop app they make themselves irrelevent.
Also, with a product roadmap like "fuck it, give them a month", I'll also never use a Twillio product again. What a complete dick move

coldclimate, to random
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Q: a friend noticed that Google Photos has the correct names for the faces of her children, her cat and a friend's kids, despite to the best of all knowledge, she has never set these anywhere.
Any ideas how?

coldclimate, to random
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folks, recommendations for people/companies who can sort me out with a will, without having to come into their office physically, gratefully received. Video call/email/digital signing etc etc.
A business that acts in this century, not the last.

coldclimate,
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@eibhear England sadly

coldclimate,
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@ripienaar 100% agree - happy to pay a pro, but not one who works like it's 1924

coldclimate,
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@ripienaar not sure. I can imagine that for the final paperwork but this was just to discuss how it happens and what I want. No need to physically travel for that surely.

coldclimate,
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@ripienaar thats true, but there's no need to insist on not using tech from the last ten years.

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    @jpmens I love it when this happens. I wrote a tiny post about getting histogram data out of mysql years ago and it occasionally pings with a comment saying thanks

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    coldclimate, to random
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    Finish work, make a cocktail, delight in watching the PM get pissed on and drowned out. Quince Gin and It.

    coldclimate,
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    @ht_honey Homemade! (yeah, I'm that guy)

    coldclimate,
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    @ht_honey The hardest bit was having a house with a quince bush. Then you just bung them in a bottle of not dreadful gin and you're away.

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