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Fuck Elon to hell

"UAW's Twitter verification stripped amid strikes
The UAW’s Twitter account was stripped of its blue verification check shortly after the the UAW strikes began, a UAW official told the Intercept.

According to the official, the UAW’s verified account, which the union paid for, was verified until Friday morning when the blue verification check was no longer there.

A screenshot of the UAW’s Twitter account showed the missing blue icon next to UAW’s Twitter handle."

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So, nobody has to serve a right-wing justice in their restaurant anymore since it's probably against their religious beliefs to serve the devil, right?

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Welp, Twitter has gone hard wall so you can't even see any posts without a login, so I guess I live here for breaking news now. If you have good sources please let me know!

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We're not getting the best players, we're getting the rich players

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2023/aug/11/us-soccer-pay-to-play-expenses-world-cup

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Nah, if you're gonna both sides things at this point I'm just gonna mute your sorry ass.

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LIONS!!!!!

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I do not know why everyone continually assumes things were simpler in the past.

darwinwoodka, to random
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Look, companies, if you're gonna offer me a points discount it shouldn't affect the free shipping over x amount thing. You just lost a sale, stupids.

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I forgot Gremlins was a Christmas movie!

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Really looking forward to Tree Pollen in my Eyes season being over.

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Ok, I have given in to the trend. No very interesting photos just yet tho

@ottaross

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Yay! The RAIN is FINALLY HERE!!!!

Drive safely, San Diego! We'll see how soon we hear sirens...

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Sorry you're "frustrated and disappointed", Mary. 362 times average worker's pay Mary, poor dear, is "frustrated and disappointed".

"General Motors CEO Mary Barra, the highest-paid chief executive among the Big Three, made nearly $29 million in 2022. Securities and Exchange Commission filings show that this is 362 times the median GM employee's paycheck."

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Ok, last warning before tomorrow:

DO NOT STARE AT THE SUN.

The Sun is very shy and we don't want to scare it away.

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All women's fitness clothing companies: "Let's keep trying to sell dresses as fitness gear and pants without pockets and tight fitting shirts even though that's what absolutely nobody wants!"

Also women's fitness clothing companies: "Here, have 20% off, WHY AREN'T YOU BUYING OUR STUFF?"

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Just clean, don't use perfume. ew.

And if I can smell you from my six feet away, it's too damned much. Stop it.

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2024/mar/28/the-experts-perfumers-on-20-ways-to-make-you-your-house-and-your-laundry-smell-fabulous

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How is this not a violation of Trump's gag order:

“in court yesterday, actually, I was sitting close enough that I could look over Trump’s shoulder and see what he was reading. at one point, he was actually reading the quotes that these individuals were— and going through and making notations with a pen, on the paper, while testimony was going on. while Michael Cohen was testifying against him, he was actually going through and editing and annotating the quotes.”

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1790555738969952703

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STOP. WATCHING. FOX NEWS. THEY LIE.

Fucking uniformed Americans. Quit being stupid, dammit!

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/may/22/poll-economy-recession-biden

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I feel like I need for someone to take me to the groomer.

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We tried printing on receipts today!

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