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Fluffy Golden Retriever

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Free_Press, to news
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BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨🚨

AMERICAN MUSCLE...
AMERICAN MADE...
AMERICAN JOBS...

"For the first time during the war, the Armed Forces of Ukraine have enough artillery shells."

  • President Zelensky

"None of the brigades are complaining about a lack of shells, and this has been the case for the past two months," he added.

After a Republican blockade was removed, US weaponry now pouring into Ukraine!
#AureFreePress #News #press #headline #Ukraine #Russia #BreakingNews #Breaking

President Biden
President Zelensky

darwinwoodka,
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@Free_Press

I'm sure Jesus will enjoy introducing Mike Johnson to all the souls lost because of his actions. Right before he kicks Johnson straight to hell.

GottaLaff, to random
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I parked near some asshole who had a big Trump bumpersticker, and a smaller one that read: "Trump was right about everything."

It took every ounce of self-restraint to not deface it.

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff I'm glad when they mark themselves so I know to AVOID

jeffjarvis, to random
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It is not news to report that airlines suck. What is amazing is how hard they work to find new ways to suck.
https://viewfromthewing.com/run-to-your-gate-lose-your-seat-two-new-american-airlines-policies-leave-passengers-stranded/

darwinwoodka,
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@jeffjarvis Yeah we no longer fly American or United for Reasons.

Andres4NY, to cargobike
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lol. Shelter wouldn't let us take home fosters (in a hard shell carrier) in the because "it's too dangerous". I even deflated the tires a bit for this, for a smoother ride.

So many in , I'm so fucking tired of it.

[for background, every cat I've ever dealt with has been terrified in a car. They hate the speed, and the loud engine/vibrations. It's one of the reasons I started transporting my former cats by bike.]

View of the inside of the box. There's a bag of cat food, a white fuzzy cat bed, a blanket underneath, and room for a cat carrier on top of the cat bed.

darwinwoodka,
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@Andres4NY

I really don't get why fosters and rescues make it so difficult. I talked with a golden retriever rescue once that wouldn't let me adopt because I let my dog out at night to go the bathroom in a fenced yard. "But there are coyotes in your area" Well, yes, that's what the fence is for...

coloradosun, to random
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Colorado is launching a teacher apprenticeship program in race to solve chronic staff shortages
https://coloradosun.com/2024/05/17/colorado-teacher-shortages-apprenticeship-programs/

darwinwoodka,
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@coloradosun

My niece was hired as an art teacher last year on a program that lets her get her credentials while she teaches. Worked out well for her. Now she's pursuing a masters in teaching.

GottaLaff, to random
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Via Kyle Griffin:

New: Senate Judiciary Chairman Dick Durbin is calling on Alito to recuse himself from all cases involving the 2020 election.

"The Court is in an ethical crisis of its own making, and Justice Alito and the rest of the Court should be doing everything in their power to regain public trust."

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff the ethical crisis isn't entirely of SCOTUS own making, the GOP has helped tremendously in creating it. Kudos to Mitch McConnell especially for all his efforts along with the Federalist Society and Leonard Leo, of course.

augieray, to random
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US summer surge of —hopefully modest—is starting. Biobot & NWSS report small increases in the past week (particularly in the West & possibly South) driven by a new wave of immune-evasive variants. Nationally, COVID in wastewater is near our 12-month low point last summer. Outdoor activities may help limit this surge. A room with 25 people has an 18% chance of including someone infectious.

https://www.cdc.gov/nwss/rv/COVID19-nationaltrend.html

https://biobot.io/data/

https://covid.cdc.gov/covid-data-tracker/#variant-proportions

https://www.pmc19.com/data/index.php

darwinwoodka,
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@augieray I have to fly through Atlanta next month with a layover and not looking forward to it at all.

GottaLaff, to Arizona
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🙄 Former Donald Trump lawyer John pleaded not guilty in Phoenix on Friday on charges related to allegedly participating in a conspiracy to overturn the 2020 election results in .

https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/17/politics/john-eastman-arizona-not-guilty-plea?cid=ios_app

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff oh he guilty

amydiehl, to random
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I was excited to read this study until I got to the sample...all men. So while the headline generalizes the findings, they actually have no idea about how exercise changes saturated fat metabolism in women because they did not study women. When reading studies, always look at the sample. Even today women are being excluded from health studies.
https://gizmodo.com/exercise-changes-saturated-fat-metabolism-study-1851481654

darwinwoodka,
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@amydiehl

this whole study seems badly designed in the first place. Bodies aren't supposed to have fats dumped in them intravenously. Good grief.

Designed by males.

ai6yr, to random

Amazing. $15K for the entire contents of a Red Lobster for someone. I haven't seen if anyone else got a better bargain!

darwinwoodka,
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@ai6yr worth it for the Hoshizaki alone

ZachWeinersmith, to comics
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AI
http://smbc-comics.com/comic/ai-12

darwinwoodka,
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@ZachWeinersmith

all I know is I hate every fucking AI generated kindle ad I see for those fucking AI generated kindle novels.

Fuck 'em all.

ai6yr, (edited ) to cycling

Achievement unlocked. Went to the farmer's market on a combo of bus and bike. Learned many lessons...

darwinwoodka,
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@ai6yr geez, we have dogs at our farmer's market all the time, they're great

mastodonmigration, (edited ) to random
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For those following the Trump election fraud trial.

Just wondering about the New York Times' journalistic ethics having Maggie Haberman covering the Trump election fraud trial, when she is also identified several times during the trial as a go to reporter for pushing out stories Team Trump want to favorably spin.

darwinwoodka,
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@mastodonmigration

as if the NYT has journalistic ethics

Lizette603_23, to random
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I KNOW that we already KNEW this, but Michael Cohen is SUCH A SQUALID PIECE OF SHIT

darwinwoodka,
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@Lizette603_23 but yes we already knew this, and so did the jury

GottaLaff, to legal
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NEW 🧵starts HERE.

Remember: I cannot reply while live-posting, so plz use NFL (Not For Laffy.. no hashtag) so I can skip your replies. THANK YOU.

Running a little late, so some preamble included here.

1/…

Tyler McBrien:

At 2:04 p.m., the prosecution strolls back in and lays out stacks of papers, binders, and other documents on the desk.

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff NFL Come on, Vinny ask him about the color of the. car and the tire tracks already

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff NFL well he's had nothing so far in two days, so...

GottaLaff, to Arkansas
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Via Democracy Docket:

BREAKING: Supreme Court reinstates four voter suppression laws ahead of the 2024 elections, reversing a lower court's ruling that the laws violated the state constitution.

The laws ban passing out food and water to voters waiting in line at the polls, establish signature matching rules, shorten the absentee ballot return period and implement strict photo ID procedures for voting. https://www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/arkansas-supreme-court-reinstates-four-voter-suppression-laws/

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff Arkansas assholes

charlotteclymer, to random
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Nothing says innocence like having Lauren Boebert and Matt Gaetz show up to your criminal trial in solidarity.

darwinwoodka,
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@charlotteclymer

Sex offenders day at the Trump trial went well

GottaLaff, to random
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Harris accepts CBS News' vice presidential debate invitation

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/harris-accepts-cbs-vice-presidential-debate-invitation/

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff but who is she gonna debate?

GottaLaff, to legal
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#TrumpTrial 🧵starts HERE. #Trump #legal

Remember: I cannot reply while live-posting, so plz use NFL (Not For Laffy.. no hashtag) so I can skip your replies. THANK YOU.

Running a little late, so some preamble included here.

1/… Via Rupar: Trump wraps up his morning rant by attacking one of the prosecutors, Colangelo, which is a flagrant violation of his gag order

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff NFL must be sex offender day at the court. Did they get a discount?

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff NFL apparently Trump thought he could say them just fine today

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff NFL oh FINALLY getting around to evidence after two fucking days of bullshit. Way to go Vinny

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff NFL because a phone call can only ever be about one topic of course

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff NFL I love the if you yell louder that makes it more true theory of lawyering Vinny's got there

ai6yr, to random

Maybe everyone is waiting until the last possible moment to bid on owning the entire contents of their local Red Lobster, to be removed off premises by EOD tomorrow, LOL. Still only $3516.00 for the San Diego location's contents. https://bid.restaurantequipment.bid/Public/Auction/AuctionItemDetail?AuctionId=%2fKoYA1j74%2fd45J4SRlQW0g%3d%3d&pageNumber=pf6Q%2bhJtdeleDd9FfYpy9w%3d%3d&pageSize=O5OaPaZE1XrTjGtTQItkaw%3d%3d&showFilter=iBcS%2b4ptjknZQtCojbueqQ%3d%3d&sortColumn=C9SY4KX74WJIILYqur0bmw%3d%3d&AuctionItemId=Z2zRQq1PXgF4PX0W5ApbJw%3d%3d

darwinwoodka,
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@ai6yr I mean it's tempting but where would I put it

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