dr_jo_mue

dr_jo_mue, 1 year ago to random German

Gestern mit einem OP-Pfleger gearbeitet. Zeuge Jehovas. Fliegt 4x/Jahr in den Urlaub und hat sich gerade einen 3l Turbodiesel zum Spaßhaben gekauft, sagt das auch so.
"und dann retten wir aber den Globus, ja?"
"och Johannes, retten kann uns nur Gott, wenn wir sterben"
"Nein, die Menschen haben Verantwortung. Nur die Menschen"
"Das ist das Werk des Teufels das aus Dir spricht".

Wow. Ein Todeskult

#Zeugenjehovas #keinerettung

lowqualityfacts, 1 year ago to random

I wrote a comic about a first day on the job.

dgar, 1 year ago (edited 1 year ago) to random

For those wondering, ′′how did i do it?":
I boiled 10L of water, added 2 tablespoons of vinegar, 1 teaspoon of sodium bicarbonate, two cups of coke, and half cup of lemon juice, then stirred well. Waited 3 minutes, put the pan in the solution for 45 minutes, then added a quarter cup of chlorine bleach to the mixture. Then I brushed it with a firm toothbrush and put it back into the liquid for another 25 minutes. I took it out, rinsed it, and it looked exactly the same, so I threw it away, and went and bought a new one.

Edit: Please don’t actually make this concoction! The resulting mixture may produce poisonous gases! This toot is a joke, the pictures are not even my pans. I didn’t throw any pans away. Following these directions, despite the fact it probably won’t do anything useful, would be fucking stupid and you may win a Darwin Award.