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dgar

@dgar@aus.social

Real Name: Jon O’Hare
Stage Name: Dgar - pronounced “Jar”

#𝙵𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 liberally
#𝙱𝚘𝚘𝚜𝚝 often
#𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 the Fediverse

Thank you for dropping by, I’m so glad you could make it.

May be seen posting: stolen jokes, weird thoughts, original music.
I’ll usually try to make you laugh.
I may also send you in another direction.
This account is not one dimensional.

A favourite/like just means "Marked as read"

https://justmytoots.com/@dgar@aus.social

#Dgar #DgarMusic #DgarRadio #ToraTabby

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My neighbour lost a quarter of their roof in the storm last night.

Oof.

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dgar,
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@Tooden
*…reads again, looking for the joke…

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Fallout 1 was the best game in the franchise.

There. I said it.

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A shark can out swim me, but I can outrun a shark.

So in a triathlon, it’d come down to who’s better on a bicycle.

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@dgar

🎶 Have you ever been for sale?
When your isms get smart
Oh so selfish and mindless
With that comment in your eye 🎶

(Open Your Eyes - Guano Apes)

I can't find a reasonable German translation for these lyrics.
Can you please explain to me what they mean?

dgar,
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@P0llyticks
I can’t explain them, no.
I can’t explain my own lyrics… ☺️

dgar,
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@P0llyticks
I gave it a boost so someone maybe able to help.

dgar,
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dgar,
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@P0llyticks
isms usually refer to kinds of discrimination. Eg. sexism, racism, etc.
perhaps a reference to subliminal discriminatory media?

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dgar, to random
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Pressed the Hammer Function button on my new drill, and it keeps playing “You Can’t Touch This”.

dgar, to ethelcain
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This is Stupid.

My song. Stupid. Out on all the streamy sites.

https://songwhip.com/dgar/stupid2024

dgar,
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@Kahte
Sand Dune pictures!! 😎

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@dgar thanks for the boosts. My mentions are on fire 😄

dgar,
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@sknob
Best of luck with Fedivision!
✌️😎👍

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8 Hobbits = 1 Hobbyte

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@darthdzl 🤭

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In order to understand recursion, you must first understand recursion.

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An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television getting drunk and smoking cigars.

A question mark walks into a bar?

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dgar,
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@darthdzl 😄

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I was going to toot a UDP joke, but you might not get it.

dgar,
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@msdropbear42 *from a year ago when I had three thousand followers!!

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I think I’ll submit my Zombie song for if I can finish it in time!!

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Okay, I decided today that I am going to finish it in time.

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Grift Academy (R)

dgar,
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@dany_57987
For when you graduate Scam School (TM)

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