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evilcookies98

@evilcookies98@dragonscave.space

I'm 25, totally blind, and a content creator. I make videos, podcasts, and I write books sometimes. My life's goal is to be on Jeopardy

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I’m trying to get some first aid information in case I’m ever home alone with someone who needs help, but this book is making it very hard because Captain obvious keeps appearing. Did you know that cardiac arrest is life-threatening?

evilcookies98,
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@ratking true, but for those of us who aren’t that stupid it’s rather difficult to retain information when you’re constantly laughing at Captain obvious

evilcookies98,
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@ratking i’m hoping later sections won’t be that stupid.

evilcookies98,
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@InsaneAtheist @ratking natural selection, my friends. Natural selection.

evilcookies98, to random
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Captain obvious returns in the form of the first aid manual from the American Red Cross. If the person is not breathing, their life is threatened.

evilcookies98, to random
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Predictive text game again. This one is a little harder. It has two blanks. The blanks will be represented by a group of underscores. The prompt is Bob Barker received a lifetime ban from _____ for _____
What you come up with might look like this. Bob Barker received a lifetime ban from the club for being a part of a group of people who have a lot of money

evilcookies98,
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@InsaneAtheist right?

evilcookies98,
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@InsaneAtheist yep

evilcookies98,
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@InsaneAtheist ok

amiserabilist, to random
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i have seen The Day of the Triffids

this is not my first rodeo.

evilcookies98,
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@amiserabilist what?

evilcookies98,
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@amiserabilist please tell me that’s a joke. People have been saying the world is about to end since the eighth of last month and it makes me want to kick out their teeth. Nothing personal. I’m just insanely fed up.

evilcookies98,
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@amiserabilist thank you. I'm filtering out as much as I can but people find new things to go ballistic over every single day

evilcookies98,
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@amiserabilist The only thing I have to lose is my light perception if I stare at it for too long, but I have blackout curtains and can’t see it anyway. Too much light gives me a headache so I block it out.

evilcookies98,
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@amiserabilist that part was meant as a joke, so you’re all good. One thing you’re going to learn is that I am extremely easy to get along with 99% of the time.

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Don’t want to alarm anyone but ken jennings just made a diaper fetish joke on primetime jeopardy

evilcookies98,
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@hannah I hope that wasn’t a spoiler because I don’t get to watch until tomorrow. Kick kick kick kick kick. Lol just goofing around.

elaterite, (edited ) to random
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Wow, our planet's magnetosphere is getting hammered by a solar wind created by a couple of coronal mass ejections from the other day. My Mastodon timeline is filled with beautiful aurora photos from much further south in Europe than normal. Americans: Heads up looking north after night fall--the show is likely to continue for awhile! It would be worth your while to drive to a dark a place with dark skies to the north for this event. https://www.swpc.noaa.gov/products/aurora-30-minute-forecast

evilcookies98,
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@elaterite in about five hours, the feed is going to blow up with how the world is about to end because this is never happened before. You just wait and see if it doesn’t.

DavidGoldfield, to random

Dell Reports Data Breach Involving Customer Information https://www.pcmag.com/news/dell-reports-data-breach-involving-customer-information

evilcookies98,
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@DavidGoldfield oh brilliant. That’s what kind of computer I have, so obviously they have my data simply. I didn’t buy it. Somebody else got it for me as a gift. I did register though.

evilcookies98, to random
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Oh yay, riders block, on chapter 1

evilcookies98,
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@mckensie if you’ve got something that can open a DOCX file you’re all good

evilcookies98,
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@mckensie wordPad should be able to

evilcookies98,
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@mckensie I don’t know of anybody that would actually read a book all about a village of people all named Bob, but I like the story so I’m writing it anyway

evilcookies98,
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@mckensie the bad guys name is big huge mean evil wizard guy. Told you guys I suck at naming stuff.

evilcookies98,
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@DavidGoldfield @cordova5029 @mckensie I would end up losing my place in the document and forgetting to finish chapter 1, which would not be noticed until the thing got published and then I would have a bunch of hate mail asking me where chapter 1 was

evilcookies98,
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@mckensie not going to spoil it, but I’ve got a plot twist or too in mind

evilcookies98,
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@mckensie lol

evilcookies98,
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@mckensie lol

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