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funnelfiasco

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Author of "Program Management for Open Source Projects" and all-around opinion haver. Always looking for my next tornado. I get too invested in sports.

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Reminder: you must now refer to the Republican candidate for president as "Convicted Felon Donald Trump"

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To the person(s) having fun with my credit card this morning: I suspect trying to pay Canadian Immigration with a fraudulent card won't look good on your visa application.

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Told a mentee today that "Everyone who is good at something has a long trail of fuckups in their wake". Thinking I might turn this into a blog post.

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I think there was something else I was going to do before I shut down the laptop for the weekend, but I can't think of it and my todo list doesn't know what I'm talking about, so I guess not.

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I'll be presenting " 101: Dip into the Delicious World of Software Supply Chain Security" as part of the Cloud Native Computing Foundation's Live series at noon Eastern on June 11. There will be puns.

https://community.cncf.io/events/details/cncf-cncf-online-programs-presents-cloud-native-live-guac-101-dip-into-the-delicious-world-of-software-supply-chain-security/

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I did not make enough coffee today.

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Combinatorial releases won’t help

https://duckalignment.academy/combinatorial-releases-wont-help/

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Realized today that I did not punch out the drain holes in the pot for my peace lily. I have fixed...the glitch, but wow was there a lot of water trapped in there. Sorry, ol' plant! I hope you recover quickly.

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Other writing: April 2024 https://funnelfiasco.com/blog/2024/05/02/other-writing-april-2024/

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Happy birthday, BASIC! https://funnelfiasco.com/blog/2024/05/01/happy-birthday-basic/

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My wife doesn't agree that "Dessicated Mouse Corpse" is a good name for a band.

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I've almost exclusively used KDE Plasma at work and home for the last six years, but my new job gave me a MacBook Air and boy howdy do my fingers have no idea what's going on.

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If you're the person in Pakistan trying to get into my password manager, please stop.

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There's an occasional beep that I don't recognize and I can't tell if it's coming from inside the house or from outside but it's not regular enough to camp out and try to get a fix on.

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Avoiding hero work pays off in the long run

https://duckalignment.academy/avoiding-hero-work-pays-off-in-the-long-run/

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"Computer stuff?! Why can't you get a real job...like a cop, or a firefighter, or a teacher, or an architect, or a basketball coach? You'd make a killing as a basketball coach." - my 9yo

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Having a conversation about cat genitals with the kids this morning, as one does.

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RIP Lexington couches!

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Glad we missed out on seeing the Syacmores so that we could get Colorado State and Virginia starting a collective 2/11 from the field.

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Recruiter didn't actually include the Zoom information for this interview. Did I just fail the test? 😬

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Should you care about GitHub stars?

https://duckalignment.academy/should-you-care-about-github-stars/

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Frustration of the day: recruiters who ask about job history when they have your resume already. There's a non-zero chance I'll have some light snark in my reply.

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"If you build it, they will come" doesn't work for non-code contributors — @celeste

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More time is spent writing and communicating to other humans than it is writing source code. — @linux_mclinuxface

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"You like open source and you like to keep your jobs." — @rbowen at

Yes, I would have liked that. 🙁 But, hey, maybe you can help me find my next role! https://funnelfiasco.com/blog/2024/02/23/back-on-the-market/

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