gimpchrist

gimpchrist, 5 hours ago

Ah yes the old pocket pee stain… because when I pee my pants I always pee in the pocket first.

gimpchrist, 5 hours ago

I would absolutely be down for having three boyfriends but guys never really seem to be into it that way.

gimpchrist, 5 hours ago

The ol boosteroo! Nice and simple.

gimpchrist, 1 day ago

The Canada Post Union seems really intent on destroying fucking mail service in Canada… they seem lazy and entitled and they go on strike constantly… they get everything they want from the government then they still have stuff to complain about… and yet Canada Post is a pile of crap… I can’t remember the last time they actually delivered to my goddamn door instead of sending one of those stupid little paper thingies because they’re lazy. Now they don’t want to deliver mail at all? What the fuck is the point of having Canada Post if all they do is sit around not delivering mail?

gimpchrist, 10 hours ago

I’ve lived in three provinces and have been writing letters to my mom since I was a child I know all about Canada Post and how shitty they are I’ve had over 30 years of experience with them. But look at the Canada group down voting me into Oblivion yet again for an opinion. hilarious

gimpchrist, 1 day ago

I love cocaine so much

gimpchrist, 1 day ago

This is the third a softer world reference I’ve seen on Lemmy that’s cool as hell

gimpchrist, 1 day ago

I think our housing Market’s biggest problem is that fucking rent is $2,000 a month… I don’t give a fuck about car Centric infrastructure or single family homes… I can’t pay $2,000 a month for rent. that’s the housing markets problem.

gimpchrist, 1 day ago

Blondie looks like Taylor Swift in that picture

gimpchrist, 2 days ago

I think I could tolerate it for a couple months at most. The problem is that good advertising doesn’t exist very often so it’s all just fucking annoying

gimpchrist, 2 days ago

Well now I just want to join the CIA and do cocaine all day

gimpchrist, 2 days ago

They really fucking are

gimpchrist, 2 days ago

These make me cry every time

gimpchrist, 2 days ago

The Met Gala is for funding art.

gimpchrist, 4 days ago

Wildly enough… get ready for this one… I’m a chick. I took the time to say thank you so much for explaining it. But you can’t honestly genuinely tell me that you would rather be faced with a literal wild bear from actual nature, than another human being… that’s something for a therapist and not for the internet… and if you’re one of those chicks who genuinely feels that terrified of men, you need to speak to somebody because it’s not natural. And if you’re one of those chicks that gets wildly crazily madly offended to the point where they think they’d rather be trapped in a room with a wild animal with teeth and Claws that see you as food then be around another human being with an opinion, you also need a therapist, because it’s the internet. It’s not life or death… which it absolutely would be with a whole actual bear in the room.

gimpchrist, 4 days ago

Well it sure worked haha even on Lemmy good old social conditioning

gimpchrist, 4 days ago

…yikes. Have fun living in your world. So glad I don’t live there.

gimpchrist, 3 days ago

That there is not true as well… I’ve been assaulted more than most. I’ve been a sex worker. But I’ve also been in the woods and seen what an actual bear looks like and did not fucking stick around. It’s a bear… I don’t know what everybody doesn’t get about that it’s a bear.

gimpchrist, 3 days ago

I mean in that case No One Is Safe

gimpchrist, 3 days ago

Like just rearrange your sentence… men also live on planet Earth so it’s pretty normal for men to be there there’s a decent chance it’s just minding it’s business I wouldn’t want to be around a man but I also wouldn’t want to be around a man with bad intentions do you see how shitty that sounds when you say you don’t want to be around all men? Because of men with bad intentions? All bears will eat you not all men will rape you

gimpchrist, 3 days ago

Another part of the problem is seeing a man in the woods and Assuming he’s a murderer instead of thinking oh maybe he’s geocaching or maybe he’s hunting or maybe he’s collecting mushrooms or maybe he’s a photographer or maybe he just likes being in the woods or maybe he’s going fishing or maybe he has a family that he’s providing for or maybe he’s an artist like there are so many other things to think of a man in the woods then oh my God this man is going to rape murder and stalk me to death I’m going to die. The ‘othering’ of men is an actual danger to society.

Men aren’t raised by bears… maybe we should take it up with the women who are raising the men.

gimpchrist, 3 days ago

Sounds like everyone on this thread is… men aren’t inherently fucking dangerous just because you are scared of them

gimpchrist, 3 days ago

It’s very interesting to me that everybody thinks I’m a man.

gimpchrist, 5 hours ago

How dare you