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herndlm

@herndlm@phpc.social

#PHP • #TS • #ArchLinux • #SourDough baking • 日本

Austrian living in Karlsruhe, regular #phpstan contributor, acquired a basic 茶道 "certificate"

I have a strong interest in #health and #StrengthTraining but kind of suck at both. Oh, and I love discovering new and weird #music, mostly alternative'ish

簡単な日本語でも大丈夫です。

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derickr, to random
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Bye Verona. @phpday has been a blast.

Aperol in front of yellow conference banner
Pizza
Verona gate with clock at night

herndlm,
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@derickr @phpday that Pizza looks great!

OndrejMirtes, to random
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When I find an easy fix for a bug I thought was unfixable for 3 years…

Vibing White Cat GIF

herndlm,
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@OndrejMirtes you also did the

"First make the change easy, then make the easy change."

again, didn't you? 😊 I learned that quote from you and must have told my colleagues already like 3 times 😅

grmpyprogrammer, to random
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Seeing that Slack is gonna slurp up all their customer’s data to train ChatGepetto systems and making you opt out via email is :chef’s kiss:

IRC never betrayed me like that

herndlm,
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@grmpyprogrammer it can't take much longer now until e.g. self-hosted xmpp gets popular again. That would be great actually.

alessandrolai, to random Italian
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My train has started, delay was due to bad weather, it will even have to skip a stop..

Spotty connection, so I have to ditch my plan of building a new Docker image while traveling 😂 but I'm trying to follow #phpday stream and Johannes Pichler's talk about building APIs with Laravel

herndlm,
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@alessandrolai that stream is not public I guess, right?

herndlm, to random
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Hot Chip: Tiny Desk Concert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHWum1ptOxs

I must have watched this an unhealthy amount of times today.

#HotChip #ElectroPop #CoolUncleEnergy #TinyDeskConcerts #npr

bobmagicii, to random
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oh man oh man this one commit is going to 100% test this class

99.8%

booooooooooooooo wait what did i miss

totes gonna write a test to test that theory.

herndlm,
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@bobmagicii I thought it already multiple times before, but that coding standard is very "unique" 😊

herndlm, to random
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We'll be moving to #Frankfurt. I'll be a regular guest of @phpugffm for sure then 😊

Shameless cry for help: If anybody knows about a semi-central 3 or 4 room apartment becoming available - I'm all ears :) #fedipower #followerpower

herndlm,
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@shochdoerfer @phpugffm still too early 😅 but soon

globalc, to random
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At the local super market:
I passed by here many times, then I started to wonder why this fridge with sweets is not located near to the other food area. These here need to look tasty to pet owners, and then be bought for their pets :)

Seeing these, @hananoaki commented along the lines of "well, overaging population, many people having pets instead of children..".

herndlm,
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@globalc @benoit @hananoaki wow. I remember my in-laws were getting おせち料理 for their dog 😅 and AFAIK it was seasoned for dogs, so basically no salt and such. I would assume such cakes are also not sweet then, but I surely don't know..

jessie, to random
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Wrote a chill little blog post about using extensive reading as a primary language learning tool for Japanese

https://jessica.tech/blog/extensive-reading/

herndlm,
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@jessie nice. Do you also have suggestions for (free) reading content?

herndlm,
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@jessie for Japanese. For me it's mostly the other way around and I lack reading skills for sure 😊

michelle, to random Swedish
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If you read a review for a book, usually people point out what they liked and what they disliked.

How come when you read a review for code, usually, it’s only the dislikes or if “lucky” a general comment about lack of dislikes? 🤔

herndlm,
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@ocramius @michelle says the guy who regularly responds with "Noice 👌" and similar positive feedback to (good) PRs 😊

SenseException, to php German
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Backend
https://mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/112390291987316397

herndlm,
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@SenseException adapter pattern visualised? 😵

zonuexe, to random
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Twenty years ago, I was obsessed with Japan's unique mobile network called PHS (personal handy-phone system).

It's been a long time since I lost interest in communications engineering, but it's strange that I'm still writing PHP.

herndlm,
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@zonuexe my surprise / amusement when I heard about the company / publisher / magazine the first time was very big. I think we even have some random magazine lying around at home in Germany right now 😅

herndlm,
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@zonuexe nice! @faguo fyi. But since I mentioned it a while ago, you already put it in your list I believe 😊

benoit, to random
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Going back to Tokyo.🛫
With a Boeing 737-800 😑

herndlm,
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@benoit oh no. I have to admit that I also had seat conflicts in Italy before and the situation got kind of aggressive. Then I realised that it was the correct seats and correct train. Only the day was wrong, ours left already a week earlier 😅😅

s_bergmann, to amiga
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I upgraded my 1200. Again.

https://amiga.sebastian-bergmann.de/2024/05/03/upgrade-2024/

herndlm,
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@s_bergmann funny, I was just listening to Spotify release radar or smth like that and this came up: https://liesrecords.bandcamp.com/track/enchantress-1200

"I compose hit after hit on my Amiga 1200"

Was thinking about you, scrolled and then your post appeared 😅

grmpyprogrammer, to random
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It’s once again Friday so Ask Me Anything

herndlm,
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@grmpyprogrammer what is your current go-to browser? Especially considering your past with Mozilla I guess.

herndlm, to javascript
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dependency management is the reason for my ever increasing amount of grey hair.

I'm somebody who keeps their dependencies updated on a very regular basis, but still end up in those rabbit holes where update x needs y updated which needs z migrated to gamma because alpha was replaced with the now outdated beta because the community doesn't think it's cool anymore. or so.

benoit, to random
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Going to Hokkaido🛫. Could not bring my camera gear as my cabin baggage would be over the 7kg limit. :/

herndlm,
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@benoit @mikey179 :)

herndlm,
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@benoit photos of fancy food coming up? 😊

ghorwood, to random
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me: all the music i like is objectively terrible
cody: i'm sure that's not true...
me: the band i'm listening to right now is called 'witch piss' and their album cover looks like this.
cody: ah. i see what you mean now.

herndlm,
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@ghorwood well that was fun. Please feel free to keep sharing more often. I enjoy getting shouted at from time to time 😊

herndlm,
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@ghorwood Hamburglar is almost a pop song xD

herndlm, to random
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@craigfrancis btw I just had fun (and I mean it) adding literal-string to query params of some Db helper class in legacy code used for database migrations. @phpstan helps enforce using prepared statements there basically now :)

cspray, to php
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I have found myself, for the first time, having to write what I consider worse code to satisfy Psalm static analysis. Here's a watered-down example showing what I consider odd behavior.

https://psalm.dev/r/5862a290e2

I'm not certain why the 2nd call to doSomething() is valid but the 1st call is not.

herndlm,
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@cspray I don't understand or don't see the issue :) this is about the non-indexed array keys a list needs, right? array_unique does not re-index, while using the spread basically does I guess?

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