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horrowfide

@horrowfide@godforsaken.website

book seller, book collector, lemur enjoyer, enigma. he/him.

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farted so hard my dick flew off and killed a buffalo 4,000 miles away.

horrowfide,
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roaming north america and trying to find my dick that i farted off...

horrowfide,
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it'll grow back...

horrowfide, to random
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this is legit my favourite contemporary work of art of all time. i love that a child drew it, and it captures everything that's wonderful about a happy dog so simply. genius.

horrowfide,
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horrowfide,
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@fzer0 it's incredible, an albeit naive work of art. it'd be impossible to create something so amazing on purpose.

horrowfide, to random
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farted so hard my dick flew around the whole world and went up my own ass.

horrowfide,
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@fifeplaguedoc it always does! this is like, my third cock!

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the best thing about thatcher is that she's dead

horrowfide,
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@chjara

horrowfide, to random
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farted so hard i time travelled back to dallas 1963 and my dick flew off and hit john f kennedy in the head.

horrowfide, to random
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i think i'm running out of farting my dick off ideas, but it was fun while it lasted.

horrowfide,
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@Spiricom
:/

horrowfide,
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farted so hard my dick flew off and ran out of ideas. 🤷‍♂️

horrowfide, to random
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a few weeks ago i farted so hard my dick flew off, and destroyed a submarine in the north atlantic ocean like a malicious cock torpedo.
sorry about that. 🤷‍♂️

horrowfide, to random
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batman is the most bourgeoisie super hero ever. he's just a rich guy in a fancy costume, who has no batesque qualities whatsoever. and his politics are a bit iffy...
suck ass hero.

horrowfide,
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@lanodan
homeless man: i'm hungry, can i have a coupla bucks for some food please batman?

batman: no, but i will allow you to gaze upon my very expensive batmobile, and be grateful that i managed to outwit a man who thinks he is a penguin.

horrowfide, to random
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sisyphus, but he's jerking off for eternity and never cums.

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