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horrowfide

@horrowfide@godforsaken.website

book seller, book collector, lemur enjoyer, enigma. he/him.

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horrowfide, to random
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One toilet.

horrowfide,
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Two toilets.

horrowfide,
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Three toilets.

stavvers, to random
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Does anyone have any resources for managing neurodiverse people at work? I have an autistic+ADHD pal who needs support and adjustments made in how they work (e.g. better ways of tracking hours, trouble with being interrupted during a task, looming existential dread at unplanned meetings and most of all difficulty articulating needs) and it would be great to send them something they can show their manager.

horrowfide,
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@stavvers
Mind has a really good pdf you can download that you might find useful. https://www.mind.org.uk/media-a/4400/autism-guide-web-version.pdf

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this has been doing the rounds on tumblr and you have GOT to see it

horrowfide,
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@stavvers i went to a star wars wedding once (the bride was leia, the groom was han solo) and went there on the bus dressed as a jawa...

horrowfide, to science
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what's the most arses you can possibly imagine? i think it's impossible for even the greatest human mind to imagine more than 1,344 arses.

horrowfide,
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however, i can only imagine 1,342 toilets, which means three of those arses will have to either wait and put a protective layer of toilet paper on the toilet seat, so they don't get germs from the other arses, or just shit on the floor.

horrowfide,
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breaking: following a period of harsh self discipline, a great deal of concentration, and some meditative practices, i have broken through and managed to imagine 1,345 arses.

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the best thing about thatcher is that she's dead

horrowfide,
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@chjara

horrowfide, to random
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this is legit my favourite contemporary work of art of all time. i love that a child drew it, and it captures everything that's wonderful about a happy dog so simply. genius.

horrowfide,
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@fzer0 it's incredible, an albeit naive work of art. it'd be impossible to create something so amazing on purpose.

horrowfide,
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horrowfide, to random
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i think i'm running out of farting my dick off ideas, but it was fun while it lasted.

horrowfide,
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farted so hard my dick flew off and ran out of ideas. 🤷‍♂️

horrowfide,
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@Spiricom
:/

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farted so hard my dick flew around the whole world and went up my own ass.

horrowfide,
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@fifeplaguedoc it always does! this is like, my third cock!

horrowfide, to random
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farted so hard my dick flew off and killed a buffalo 4,000 miles away.

horrowfide,
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roaming north america and trying to find my dick that i farted off...

horrowfide,
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it'll grow back...

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