horrowfide

horrowfide, 11 months ago to random

i think i'm running out of farting my dick off ideas, but it was fun while it lasted.

horrowfide, 11 months ago to random

farted so hard my dick flew around the whole world and went up my own ass.

horrowfide, 1 year ago to random

farted so hard my dick flew off and killed a buffalo 4,000 miles away.

horrowfide, 1 year ago to random

why not spit on a tesla today? it's good to treat yourself now and again! 😊❤️

horrowfide, 1 year ago to random

if sheep were an electro band being interviewed by the NME in the late 90s.

horrowfide, 11 months ago to random

if the muppets taught us anything it's that a frog and a pig can fuck.

horrowfide, 11 months ago to lotr

Are there any Lord of the Rings book collectors out there?
I've got this 2001 Cannes Film Festival edition here - very good condition, immaculate spine, slightly foxed but that's consistent with age. A very rare, holy grail of a book for Tolkien book collector nerds, I'll take £125 for it because i need the money.
i wanted the mastodon folks to have first refusal on it, otherwise it's getting auctioned on ebay next week. 🤷‍♂️
hmu if you want it.
#bookstadon
#LOTR

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horrowfide, 11 months ago to random

farted so hard my dick flew off and got its own show on disney+

horrowfide, 1 year ago to random

proud to live in a city that's home to the most brutalist five guys on earth.

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horrowfide, 10 months ago to random

69% of voters think miss piggy would peg kermit.

horrowfide, 2 years ago to random

sisyphus, but he's jerking off for eternity and never cums.

horrowfide, 1 year ago to random

Wile 'Entertainment' Coyote.