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jonoabroad

@jonoabroad@mastodon.nz

No longer actually abroad, but the name stuck.

Programmer
He/him

Aotearoa

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There is a cold place in hell for people who commit fucking deploy scripts that run from a local machine and not a build environment.

jonoabroad,
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@rit yeah

there is an ip to ssh to.

the IP doesn't respond and I can't see the IP in our cloud.

sooooooooooooooooo, fuck.

jonoabroad,
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@rit I can not find anything to suggest it even exists.

just a slack bot that responds to some requests.

All I have is an IP that doesn't respond.

Do we think the documentation is actually correct?

Do we think it is all a joke?

Should i start drinking again?

WHAT IS THE POINT MAN? WHAT REALLY IS THE POINT?

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@motomatters excellent write up and glorious commentary.

Thank you for creating a happy little corner of the world.

jonoabroad, to NewZealand
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#newzealand #Aotearoa

Where / How do people find out about solar activity level?

Someone mentioned it was meant to be G4.

Is this published somewhere?

jonoabroad,
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@timhutton thank you

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@kyhwana yeah, wondering if it is happening again tonight.

Also, thank you.

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@kyhwana I need to open these on a device without a broken screen.

But also, no one doing solar stuff seems to like using dated anywhere sensible.

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Neighbourhood dogs are going ape. I wonder if they're freaked by the sky?

"Hey humans, the sky is on fire, fuck's sake DO SOMETHING"

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@essjax did you sing Billy Joel to them?

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Chance of seeing Aurora tonight: extremely low

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@stufromoz I just looked outside. Very clear, very normal.

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@stufromoz yes, I would, but it is cold and I'm fucking shattered.

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@stufromoz NO.

She still some number of hours away, 9, maybe

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@stufromoz motorbikes then sleep

pezmico, to NewZealand
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Well I for one will be sending Winston Peters photographic evidence of my genitalia every time I use a public toilet so he can rest assured I am using the correct one.

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@pezmico oh what has the fuxking idiot said now?

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@Daveosaurus @pezmico he really is a complete wank sock

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Nobody:

Absolutely nobody:

AWS Support: “Have an AWSome day!”

jonoabroad,
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@shlee @oysta Azurewill

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Potential G4 level aurora event tonight/tomorrow night. G4 is North Island visible.

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@thoughtfulnz Auckland levels of north?

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My daughter has my sense of humour, I feel sorry for all of us, especially her.

craftygardennz, to Eurovision
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Free Palestine 🇵🇸

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@craftygardennz okay, I can stop boosting these.

I thought I had mucked it up the first few times.

"I am sure I just boosted this"

jonoabroad, to random
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the cloud, it's an all wonderful and you don't need to worry about physical hardware or bothering with that low level stuff.

RIGHT UP UNTIL YOU WANT OR REQUIRE A FUCKING VNET AND THEN WE ARE ALL BACK IN THE FUCKING 1980s AND MASKING IP ADDRESSES BECAUSE THERE IS NO ONE WHO COULD POSSIBLY ABSTRACT NETWORK ACCESS INTO SOMETHING LESS MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHAHHAHAAH

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@ross listening now.

It is amazing how disconcerting it is listening to a track out of context of the rest of the album.

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@ross okay this is an accurate representation of how I feel.

although, possibly skip the quiet bit at the start.

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I enjoyed Dead Boy Detective Agency

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I don't have a problem with passwords, I have a problem with terrible password strength checkers and mandatory password changes after 3 months.

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@eloquence

when I give them a 50 character password and they require difference case, a number, a colour, a day of the week, more than 8 characters, but an known upper bound.

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I am slowly coming to the conclusion there isn't an Azure Container Apps YAML reference.

It's more just a vibe.

Like, that's just your opinion man.

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