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@jpm@aus.social

WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Sandal appreciator. Anti-sock crusader.

Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

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oysta, to random
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“100 exercises to learn Rust”

No thank you!!!

jpm,
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@oysta 50 of them involve pulling up socks, the other 50 are putting on cat ears

stufromoz, to random
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B is getting weird errors on machine translated French property ads. It keeps giving English words that don’t exist. Which is not helpful

jpm,
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@bastardsheep @stufromoz it’s more likely than you think

ThermiteBeGiants, to random
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New California High Speed Railway construction progress video just dropped: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLl3gMvduGs

jpm,
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@ThermiteBeGiants … A Working Dog Production

ausfestivus, to random
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Advocating for the closure of internal email and force everyone to use Teams. Email is where your team's knowledge goes to die.

jpm,
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@liamvhogan @ausfestivus SharePoint has entered the chat

jpm,
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@liamvhogan @jimbob @geordie @ausfestivus hello Liam

azonenberg, to random
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New conspiracy theory: LLMs were invented as a secret project by a global cabal of compliance and IP attorneys seeking to ensure their continued employment prospects.

jpm,
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@azonenberg makes sense. I would like to subscribe to your newsletter

petelawler, to random
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How much do we love people who deploy on a Friday?

jpm,
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@petelawler negative infinity

jpm,
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@petelawler Sun didn’t deserve Oracle either, but here we are

foone, to random
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Getting movies in Pan & Scan is annoyingly hard. I'm just gonna have to buy a bunch of VHS tapes and digitize them, I guess.

Maybe some occasional early "full-screen" DVDs on ebay. Those'd be easier to rip.

jpm,
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@foone notably The Simpsons Movie had a 4:3 DVD release alongside the widescreen DVD release. You had to be careful which one you bought…

oysta, to random
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I know Xbox controllers are huge but I think the scale looks a bit off here somewhere

jpm,
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@oysta what is this, a Nintendo Switch for ants?

oberonsghost, to random
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Stuff I wonder: Why would you even have a nutrition panel for laundry detergent?
https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/802923/biozet-attack-plus-eliminator

jpm,
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@oberonsghost 2 words: Tide Pods

bastardsheep, to random
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Windows just tried to turn off outlook notifications because I haven't interacted with them for a while.

MOST OF THE TIME THE POINT OF THE NOTIFICATION IS THE NOTIFICATION ITSELF!!!

What is with OS makers? iOS prompts me about this too. Stop being so needy. Not everything needs interaction.

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@bastardsheep to be fair, not everything needs a notification either. Just turn them all off.

jpm,
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@bastardsheep I’m trying to free your mind, Neo

decryption, to random
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maybe i should just yolo and buy a fuji gfx100

https://petapixel.com/2024/05/16/if-you-care-most-about-image-quality-good-luck-finding-a-better-camera-than-the-gfx-100s-ii/

jpm,
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@decryption counterpoint: buy the Nikon and borrow interesting lenses from me

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@decryption FX (F-mount) D750

jpm,
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@decryption FX lenses work fine on DX sensors, they just get a 1.5x zoom factor. You can also use DX lenses on FX sensors (and film) if you’re ok with the outer 1/3 of the frame being black. The more recent FX bodies even have a dedicated DX crop mode that only reads out the middle of the sensor

phs, to linux
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Is there a #linux command that can do timezone conversion on timestamps? Ideally through a pipe?

I want to convert syslogs in UTC to localtime (based on $TZ env).

cat /var/log/syslog | tz2local

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@phs oh no (Python?)

oysta, to random
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Currently losing my mind about how boring and beige all dining chairs seem to be

jpm,
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@oysta everyone is depressed now, it’s called terminal capitalism

trib, to random
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Masto = r/Landy

cc @liamvhogan @Kels_316 @franksting

jpm,
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@liamvhogan @trib @Kels_316 @franksting yes it’s called overheating when you go up a big hill

allrite, to random
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Imagine training your LLM on Whirlpool forum posts...

jpm,
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@allrite a strange obsession for KFC

gsuberland, to random
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where were you when google was kill

jpm,
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@gsuberland to be fair it’s been on life support for a few years now

0x47df, to random
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what should we call our snale

jpm,
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@0x47df Bruce

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