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@jpm@aus.social

WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Sandal appreciator. Anti-sock crusader.

Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

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I need a tiny, rapidly spinning stellar corpse for… reasons
https://mastodon.social/@coreyspowell/112566494143162081

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Love2reboot the AppleTV because ABC iView is a piece of shit

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@geordie open the bonnet and dig into the weeds

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why does aliexpress recommend me this

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@whitequark oh thats related to the glass pipe from a few days ago

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@whitequark I have no idea WHY, but I also got this a few days after the same glass pipe you got.

Then the recommendations for dentist chair setups and tools started. There was also some ophthalmologist barbed tweezers and eyelid clamps in there too.

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A chocolate bar is lunch right?

jpm,
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@Jplonie sure why not

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Damnit, my fridge isn’t working properly.

There’s no cake in it.

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me, putting up a new side gate: oh cool I'll just use these fixings from the previous gate, they look new.

drills holes in new post to match exactly

oh, these holes in the brick are flogged out and someone had just banged these screws in with a hammer. Never mind, I'll go to my big box of concrete fixings for some new ones.

there are no new ones of the correct size in the box

Off to bunnings if anyone needs anything.

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@Kels_316 at least the holes are in the bricks, not the mortar

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Show me a phrase more cursed than “HR is thrilled to launch Workday for Microsoft Teams to all employees”.

I’ll wait.

jpm, (edited )
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@allrite I dunno, SAP is one of those things that if you can get past the user-hostile design it’s actually excellent

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@mpesce nah, there’s only like 2 executives who could have machines new enough to run it, everyone else is rocking 5-8 year old desktops.

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@mpesce absolutely: “do more with less” is the executive battle-cry at the moment

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Why is my $DAYJOB craptop running so goddamn hot? ALL IT’S DOING IS SITTING ON THE WINDOWS LOGIN SCREEN

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(It’s absolutely because the 3 “endpoint protection” pieces of shit software are fighting over who gets to fuck the entire CPU this nanosecond)

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@vwdasher no, I mean it’s literally sitting at the login screen, waiting for me to log in, after I rebooted it. That’s the only reason I know it’s hot, because for some reason that I don’t care to fix, I can’t RDP in unless I’m logged in locally first.

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@vwdasher this one is not, no

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"While the different UTC variants are normally closely aligned, they can differ by as much as a few hundreds of nanoseconds" - u-blox 8 Receiver Description Including Protocol Specification

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UTC standard to be used:
0: Automatic; receiver selects based on GNSS configuration (see GNSS time bases).
3: UTC as operated by the U.S. Naval Observatory (USNO); derived from GPS time
6: UTC as operated by the former Soviet Union; derived from GLONASS time
7: UTC as operated by the National Time Service Center, China; derived from BeiDou time

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@Darius the great thing about standards is that there’s so many to choose from

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OI stupid brain! You’re meant to be fixing the data storage functions, not fucking with the GPS configuration!

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arm-non-eabi/bin/ld: region `ram’ overflowed by 48 bytes

Godfuckingdamnit

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apropos of not much really I’m sure https://music.apple.com/au/album/machines-work/605160875?i=605160884

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@oysta absolute classic album

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An Australian cryptoinfluencer promised to repay investors after being accused of losing millions trading other people's money on now-bankrupt exchange FTX

Now, court docs have revealed FTX secretly loaned him $17.5 million to 'avoid potential litigation'
https://www.crikey.com.au/2024/06/05/ftx-secret-payment-alex-saunders-australia-cryptocurrency-17-5m/

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@camwilson well-respected financial advice channel “Nugget’s News”

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One of those mornings where the urge to throw the computer out a window is taking a lot of effort not to succomb to.

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@MattHatton if you miss when throwing it through the window, with a bit of luck you’ll punch it through the wall

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