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hi i'm junebug

i'm perfect in every way and a beautiful goddess you should probably try worshiping. consider: when have those other gods ever done anything for you, meanwhile i serve up the hot spicy posts on the DAILY that's the sort of Goddess service you can RELY on

transgendering as hard as possible. you have no idea how hard i'm transgendering right now

lifelong yellowstone magic fan

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Hello. My computer is not working. Can anyone give me some advice?

junebug,
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@mcc Have you tried drinking a big glass of water?

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I have escaped Texas!!!

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APARTMENT GET???

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DWARF FORTRESS ADVENTURE MODE BETA OUT

AAAAAAAAAAA

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the simpsons were truly innovators in realizing that you can turn, like, any american sitcom into a fantastic beat'em up game

what other sitcoms would be best at this tho

junebug,
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my picks for S tier:

golden girls

king of the hill

seinfeld

always sunny

fraiser

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ranking yuri and yuri-bait shows based on how much of the series you could fix by just telling the main character that being a lesbian is cool and normal at some point

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utena - utena doesn't need to be told liking girls is normal she needs like 2 weeks of heteronormativity deprogramming. that being said this WOULD fix her

witch from mercury: this is literally the plot of the show. this happens and it fixes her

bocchi: this would not fix any of the cast but it would make their dynamics way, way more funny

demon girl next door: i agree with my gf she would find a way to not understand

symphogear: i've only seen season 1 but they don't need that they need guns

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can some people who've watched madoka and other popular shows chime in

junebug,
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@astrid @lunalapin she doesn't need someone to tell her she can be gay she needs someone to tell her she can be poly. this WOULD fix her though

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everybody knows that one of the worst things a story can do is claim someone is one of the greatest songwriters/poets/artists/etc of all time, or claim they've found the greatest work of art ever, and then they show that poem or song or whatever and it's

really middling

so what are some examples where you think the author actually DID create art that holds up to it's description? it actually IS as good as the story claims, this play DOES sound compelling enough to drive humanity insane?

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on today's trans day of visibility, i wanna say something important

if you think you might be trans? if you think "i might have some gender but i'm not sure"? if there's some part of you that's questioning, even a little bit?

GO for it TRY that shit. and people will give lots of reasons but i'm here to hit you with the REAL one:

if you aren't trans: whoops, you wasted a little bit a time. a bit embarrassing

but if you ARE trans

you just saved yourself SO MANY CRINGE MEMORIES

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Had a dream they made a toy story 5 and it was a horror movie about mold

The movie started with an extended dream sequence where woody watched his entire body decay away before his eyes turning into nothing more than dust and spores

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remembered one of my all time favorite posts

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It's really funny to see people hear "we should eat the rich" and they think of like. The lady with a tech job saving up to buy a house, the dude who has a real successful YouTube channel, basically anyone doing Slightly Better then them

like I get it. I hate watching middle class/vaguely upper middle class people while living beneath them

but those are not rich people lol

you have no idea how rich the rich are

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struggling a lot. doing my best

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i've posted this before but it bothers me how when people do The Seven Deadly Sins lust is always from a different angle then the rest

like, for most of them it's a guy ENGAGING in the sin; you do a guy who won't stop eating for gluttony, an angry guy for wrath, etc etc

but then you get to lust and it's Hot Succubus Demon. she's not being lustful, she's inspiring lust. completely different approach!

if it was being accurate, lust should be like... a weird horny guy

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FIRST PLACE AT THE NETRUNNER TOURNAMENT IM SO GOOD AT CARD GAMRS

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I still cannot tell if supper Mario broth is a bit or not. What a great account

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god this article by the Mcmansion Hell author about how incredibly cool F1 is and how incredibly evil every single rich person involved with it is

it's an amazing read

was pulled offline for reasons i don't know lol but i can guess given how powerful these guys are

https://web.archive.org/web/20240301170542/https://www.roadandtrack.com/car-culture/a46975496/behind-f1-velvet-curtain/

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So many pieces of smut are set in like, Fantasy World Where Everything Is Focused On Sex. Like, you know the drill, you take some guy's specific fetishes and mix it with a complete re-organizing of all of human society around sex so that whatever horny Thing they wanna write can just suddenly happen

but what if we already exist in one of those universes

what if this world is the way it is because of some guy in a higher dimension's specific fetishes. Is he just really into heterosexuality?

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immortal who reviews cursed videotapes for fun

junebug,
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he is to those "lets go over the history of a creepypasts" what Steve1989MRE is to food youtubers.

"so this video trapped me in a hell dimension for 1000 years, but like, i've been in WORSE dimensions"

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the thing about netrunner is no other game can capture it's risk taking

junebug,
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there is literally no other CCG that has the same energy of "at any moment, you could lose. do you take that chance? do you guard against it? at any goddamn second it could all be fucking over"

junebug,
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Netrunner is one of the least solvable and most complex to solve CCGs i've ever played and it will never leave my brain because of this. if you play it you probably won't care. but if you're luck, you also will be thinking about it for the rest of your life

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