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kaiserkiwi

@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com

Berlin. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈-Ally || Developer of https://mstdn.games/@questlog || Moderator of corteximplant.com
Co-op forever with https://corteximplant.com/@mhhhkathi
#Gaming #WebDev #CSS #Laravel #VueJS #Coding #HomeAssistant #ActuallyAutistic

Gaming-Platforms: #Xbox #PlayStation #NintendoSwitch #SteamDeck

Eat the rich.

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kaiserkiwi, to stackoverflow
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Lol. Wanted to remove some of my answers from and can't login suddenly.

A cew hours ago everything was fine. Password reset doesn't work.

I guess they'll do everything to keep the content for OpenAI. 💩

kaiserkiwi,
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@marta @SynAck It does.

kaiserkiwi,
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@SynAck @marta You can't "carve out" stuff out of EU law. That's not how it works here.

I can (and will) file a delete request for all my data and they have a certain time-frame to comply.

They could just "rewrite" my answers and keep them under another name. But they can't just keep my data. If someone would file a complaint that they think the data is still there, the EU could start an investigation.

kaiserkiwi, to random
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I may have just reached the bottom of the sandpit at the playground across the street.😅

revengeday, to random
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My favorite activity is starting again.

Finding shoes.
Finding shoes I like.
Finding shoes I like that are available in my size.
Crying.

kaiserkiwi,
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@revengeday Buying shoes is the worst.

motoridersd, to random
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Finally checked out the first episode of Acapulco. I had forgotten about this show. I like Eugenio Derbez and I really liked Enrique Arrizon. My favorite part about this pilot was the Spanish spoken by the actors is Mexican Spanish, from the accent (usually very neutral compared to other accents) to the use of expressions and lingo unique to México.

kaiserkiwi,
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@motoridersd I absolutely love Acapulco. Such a great show!

paul, to random
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The CPU multi core looks like M2 Pro numbers. What a waste on an iPad.
https://mastodon.social/@stroughtonsmith/112407786871416632

kaiserkiwi,
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@paul @stroughtonsmith Lol. Just compared it to my M1 Pro 16". It's basically double the multi-core performance.

I guess when the 16" M4 Pro drops I "have to" upgrade.

kaiserkiwi, to random
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🏴‍☠
https://www.heise.de/news/Prime-Video-Amazon-will-Werbung-zeigen-wenn-Nutzer-auf-Pause-klicken-9711871.html

zynaesthesie, to random German
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Was ich nicht mehr begreife: alle mit einem höheren IQ als eine Tüte Streusand, insbesondere mit einem akademischen Abschluss oder entsprechender Berufserfahrung wissen, dass die #CDU eine Beleidigung für den Intellekt ist und Gestalten wie #Merz oder #Linnemann nur noch mit massiver Fehldosierung von Lack und abgelaufenen Psychopharmaka zu erklären sind, und trotzdem wird dieses Gesindel gewählt

kaiserkiwi,
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@zynaesthesie Du musst das verstehen. Bärbel, Horst und Heinz haben die schon immer gewählt. Also warum sollten sie es jetzt anders machen? 💩

SynAck, to random
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Just as an example of just how bad my web design sense truly is, I've been agonizing for the last 2 hours about how best to display the following information on my digital garden notes:

  • published date
  • last updated date
  • status (how "complete" the note is)
  • read time

I've got last updated and read times in there, and it doesn't look bad. But I absolutely can't decide whether or not to put original publishing date in there, and whether to just use tags for the status versus a dedicated line of text. And, assuming that I want all that stuff actually in there, where would be the best place to put it and how it should be formatted.

The irony, of course, is that the whole point of a digital garden is to learn over time and have the site be fairly mutable as it (and I) grow.

This is why I should not be anywhere near a front-end. I can't even make the simplest decisions about information arrangement and layout of same.

:bec_sigh:​

kaiserkiwi,
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@SynAck If you still need help, let me know.

AndiFFM, to random German
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Tango Gameworks… sind die bekloppt 😱

From: @InsideXboxDE
https://mastodon.social/@InsideXboxDE/112400143564669849

kaiserkiwi,
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@AndiFFM @InsideXboxDE Ich komm auch nicht drauf klar.

Die Honeymoon-Phase bei Microsoft scheint vorbei. Jetzt nur noch Money Money Money und keine Kreativität mehr.

Knoebel, to random
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Xbox is shutting down Tango Gameworks, Arkane Austin, Alpha Dog and Roundhouse Studios.

kaiserkiwi,
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@Knoebel What the fuck?

stefan, to internet
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Truly an assault on the internet we've all helped build.

#IndieWeb #internet #TheWeb #ai #llms #capitalism #enshittificaton

kaiserkiwi,
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@stefan WordPress.com. Not Wordpress.org.

That's a huge difference. Private blogs aren't sold. Phrasing it that was hurts the Reputation of WordPress. (I know many don't like WordPress for whatever reason that doesn't affect them personally, but it's just unfair)

mhhhkathi, to random German
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Ich muss mich immer zusammenreißen, nicht jede einzelne Illustration von https://www.instagram.com/slingaillustration an den @kaiserkiwi weiterzuleiten 🤭

Illustration of a pink fish with text "Du bist so flundervoll" on a green background.
Illustration of marine life with various fish, jellyfish, starfish, and seaweed on a peach-colored background, with the German phrase "Du bist mein ein & aales" encircled by a green eel.

kaiserkiwi,
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@mhhhkathi Ich wurde gerade sehr verwundert von unserem Kind angeschaut, weil ich dümmlich kichern musste. 😅

kaiserkiwi, to random
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As a team effort between my toddler and my robot vacuum cleaner, I now have an injured foot. 😅

A toy building block was lying around and the robot vacuum cleaner pushed it against a connection ledge of the floor. I didn't see it because it's about the same colour as the floor and I ran into it at full speed.

It's bleeding and hurts like hell. Keep your fingers crossed that it's nothing serious. 🙃

kaiserkiwi,
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@SynAck Me too. It still hurts, but I think nothing is broken. But i never had a broken toe, as far as I know. So no idea. 😅

kaiserkiwi,
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Ok. My wife just came home and gave me a medical treatment.

Nothing is swollen, I can move all toes without incredible pain, so I don't think anything is injured inside.

Just lots of blood from a cut with my toe nail that I intended to cut today in the morning but forgot. Well…

It's funny. I always say my toddler they should mind the ground when walking because their toys could lay there. I should listen to my own words more.

kaiserkiwi,
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@mikemccaffrey I guess we enraged the toenail gods. There's no other explanation!

revengeday, to random
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Responsive web design and I seem to be at odds somehow :blobcat_derp:​

kaiserkiwi, (edited )
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@revengeday If you need an hour of "Nachhilfe" let me know. The moment you have some basics and core understandings, it's actually pretty easy these days.

You "just" have to free your mind from mobile and desktop layouts and let the browser do it's think with a little help from your CSS.

kaiserkiwi,
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@revengeday Yes, I definitely know.

Then let me rephrase it. 😁

I hereby offer you one hour* of personal tuition in CSS.

*Hour does not refer to 60 minutes but to one session. More if required.

kaiserkiwi, to random
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Morning dew.

kaiserkiwi,
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@73CC Ich wünschte, wir hätten einen Garten. In Berlin kostet ein Haus, das als Wohnklo gilt bereits eine halbe Million. 😅

Ist beim Spielplatz gegenüber.

kaiserkiwi, to homeassistant
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If would add as a possibe Voice Assistant, I would kick out all ​s immediately and replace them with Sonos Speakers. 😅

They're so much better now than in the era of the S1 to S2 migration.

kaiserkiwi,
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@andyd @wtremmel Good I don't have a business network at home.

kaiserkiwi,
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@andyd @wtremmel What do you have in mind? Only thing I can think of is building yourself and using Home Assistant.

grumpygamer, (edited ) to random
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When you first launch a game do you...

kaiserkiwi,
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@grumpygamer Wait? You want to imply that it's normal to start the game without look at every setting first? That's nuts!

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