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kalfatermann

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[Note:] Advertisers, influencers and pure booster accounts please move on. I'm interested in communication, not being flooded! I have no interest in being bombarded with smooth advertising, new unbelievable products, any wonders or saving plans. Those of you, who don't seem to understand, get a kick, goodbye! I value quality over quantity, and for this reason I also limit the number of my followers. So don’t be mad, reach out and find others, and have a nice day!

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GottaLaff, to Canada
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After a long morning of loading the POD, stuffing the car, cleaning, scrubbing, double-checking, all on very little sleep… we’re off! here we come.

loves these long road trips.

First night: Sacramento-ish.

kalfatermann,
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@GottaLaff

Safe journey, a clear view, fair wind and a following sea! ☘️

flexghost, to random
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My name is Flexghost

I like peanut butter, bananas and Nutella on toast

This is a peanut butter, bananas and Nutella #MastoRando thread

Also, happy #caturday

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The human version of Garfield getting attached to a tiny playful redhead kitten

kalfatermann,
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@flexghost

From the green meadow to the ice, music can enchant us, our hearts, may there be much more music, that we become more loving people, for a better future, a better us, especially for the children in this world.

This video comes from an website that offered clips for free. I have no rights to it and unfortunately cannot name the author. All rights always remain with the author!

flexghost, to random
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kalfatermann,
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@flexghost

Today seems to be another day that reminds me strongly of the scene with Jean-Claude Van Damme where he does a balancing act between two chairs. No matter what you say, someone feels embarrassed.

Please don't let them spoil your café! ☘️

StillIRise1963, to random
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I think I may have overindulged last night.🤕

kalfatermann,
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@StillIRise1963

Perhaps we should measure time in books read? ☘️

kalfatermann,
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@StillIRise1963

On a quiet night and lying in the meadow,
I can smell the flowers and the grass,
there I count the many twinkling stars,
and when I get tired,
then I know my true age,
old enough to know many things and yet young enough to keep learning.
Ergo, I am both, old and young, but I must never ask my bones, they are lying 😂

kalfatermann,
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@StillIRise1963

At Easter I had vanilla ice cream with pickled fruit in brandy. After i was sleeping 5 hours 😂

kalfatermann,
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@StillIRise1963

I also have to be careful, I'm not used to anything anymore 😂

kalfatermann,
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@StillIRise1963

These are the days when you ask yourself who turned the clock 😂

kalfatermann,
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@StillIRise1963

Hmm, that's true. You'd be educated and retired before you could even drive a car 😂

kalfatermann,
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@StillIRise1963

...drink lots of tea, get well soon ☘️

18+ VikingChieftain, to random
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Four Russian soldiers receive a Ukrainian gift from above. Three are put out of action. The fourth soldier is like "See you later, boys! Gotta go!"

Three out of four Russian soldiers are disabled by shrapnel from a drone dropped munition. The fourth leaves them all behind.

kalfatermann,
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And that's why so many had and must die, that's why a country is destroyed, that's why so many have to endure suffering and grief, just for the madness of one individual.🤢

kalfatermann,
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@VikingChieftain

The team spirit is remarkable!

kalfatermann,
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@VikingChieftain

It's just a shame that it didn't hit the right person, but he sits in his golden throne room and dreams of the eternal Tsarist Empire.

kalfatermann,
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@VikingChieftain

Isn't there a picture where golden doors are opened and he walks past his guards as if he were already the tsar? My head isn't the best anymore, but I still have some moments lol

GottaLaff, to random
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Via Aaron Rupar who has the video:

is getting booed at the Libertarian National Convention

kalfatermann,
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@GottaLaff

It's amazing how well a booo goes with Trump, he should wear it every day and everywhere. From now on, not a single tailor can claim that haute couture cannot rise to every challenge.

StillIRise1963, to random
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I’m tired of hearing what trash has to say.

kalfatermann,
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@StillIRise1963

No whip, no stick, no knife or other weapon can stop the desire for freedom. Freedom is perhaps nature's greatest gift.

kalfatermann,
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@StillIRise1963

We will and it will take an incredible amount of energy, but there is only this way, now or never!

kalfatermann,
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@StillIRise1963

The sad thing is that there are days when this even works. The only thing that helps me is that I think about the only important thing in life, love!

dannotdaniel, (edited ) to random
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does anyone have the Trump getting booed by libertarians video I'm not going over to that other site

libertarians: also the worst

guess I will drop some links as I find them here. maybe

kalfatermann,
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@dannotdaniel

It really scratches inside him 👍

flexghost, to random
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kalfatermann,
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@flexghost

However, I would like to make a request. Memorial Day is first and foremost about thanking all military personnel and their families. 👏

But I think we should also thank the other military personnel who protect us.

What am I talking about?

I'm talking about nurses, caregivers, and doctors who are on the front lines fighting injury and death every day.

These people also give their all to help us, sacrificially and devotedly! 👏

dannotdaniel, to random
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booted up Windows for the first (and last) time in forever and wow does Microsoft want you to upgrade from 10 to 11 or what 😂

Denzel shitting the door on someone

kalfatermann,
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@dannotdaniel

Some time ago I had to set up a machine for my wife. Windows 11. You now need an email account. You also have to make a lot of settings in the BIOS/EFI. Then it takes a lot of time until the basic installation is finished. This was followed by about 6 hours of updates, restarts etc. It's cruel how much time passes so uselessly. 🤢

The same machine, without a hard disk and via Linux USB boot stick, was ready in just under five minutes, with really everything you require.

dannotdaniel, to random
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Vivek is so awful he can't even get booed properly

kalfatermann,
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@dannotdaniel

No matter what face he makes, just cold eyes without life.

realTuckFrumper, to random
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Jan. 6 supporters hold Memorial Day 'Freedom March' for 'hero' Ashli Babbitt https://www.rawstory.com/ashli-babbitt-march/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

kalfatermann,
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realTuckFrumper, to random
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kalfatermann,
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kalfatermann, to random German
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Person Adderall Cocaine Bright Lights?

Or just a genius with lighting problems?

Turn off the lights!

The talking brain dead!


T.Rump: turn off the lights!

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