kbeninato

kbeninato, 9 hours ago to random

Things are very bad, and getting worse for women in Louisiana, USA 2024.
https://apnews.com/article/abortion-pills-louisiana-legislature-controlled-substance-06ea3e8df86b72b473efe8fc71054ddf

kbeninato, 1 day ago to random

Alito last week: My Wife hung the flag upside down!

Alito this week: False flag on my beach house!

Alito next week: Who among us hasn't flown a confederate Trump flag on their steamboat?

kbeninato, 2 days ago to random

Little gray men
in long red ties
repeating indictee's
big white lies

kbeninato, 10 days ago to random

"Maybe he gets hit by a truck," said the current GOP frontrunner for US president.

"Your honor, my client was just murder riffing.
https://www.politico.com/live-updates/2024/05/13/trump-hush-money-criminal-trial/spinning-a-damaging-wsj-article-00157672

kbeninato, 12 days ago to random

"This week in court Stormy Daniels gave a detailed description of sex with Trump which was so disgusting, even the sky turned green." #WeekendUpdate #SNL

kbeninato, 14 days ago to random

Trump's so afraid to lose low information voters to RFK Jr., he's calling him a fake anti-vaxxer. What's next? The worm thing?

“Those of you who want to vote for him because he HAS brain worms, I AM one!”

kbeninato, 1 month ago to random

For those who like to rock:

'24 #RockHall Inductees:

Performer:
Mary J Blige
Cher
Dave Matthews Band
Foreigner
Peter Frampton
Kool & The Gang
Ozzy Osbourne
A Tribe Called Quest

Influence:
Alexis Korner
John Mayall
Big Mama Thornton

Excellence:
Jimmy Buffett
MC5
Dionne Warwick
Norman Whitfield

kbeninato, 1 month ago to random

Billy Joel celebrating his 100th sold out Madison Square Garden show bringing out Jerry Seinfeld for the intro, Sting chewing up the scenery. It's New York's #billyjoelchella.

kbeninato, 1 month ago to USpolitics

"Enough with the gaslighting. We all know if Donald Trump gets the chance, he will sign a national abortion ban. How do we know? Just look at his record... This is 2024, not the 1800s. And we are not going back." - VP Kamala Harris #uspolitics #trumpabortionban

kbeninato, 1 month ago to random

Arizona Supreme Court has eliminated abortion access including in cases of rape and incest, and criminalized doctors using a law from '64.

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2024/04/arizona-abortion-ban-trump-wins-2024-comstock-lan.html

kbeninato, 1 month ago to random

Me at these eclipse clouds:

kbeninato, 1 month ago to random

Of course #Powerball's announcement is being postponed for technical difficulties, with the jackpot at $1.3 billion smackers.

kbeninato, 1 month ago to random

Getting pretty tired of not having won that Powerball billion.

kbeninato, 1 month ago to random

"Look, the stone rolls away. Is it Jesus?"

"Basically, yes!" - Bible salesman Trump. "It's Easter, the time of year I compare myself to Jesus Christ - that's just a thing I do now and people seem to be okay with it." #SNL

kbeninato, 1 month ago to random

In 1996, The Bright Field cargo ship lost power and collided with the Riverwalk mall in New Orleans. I remember the shock and the aftermath.

I don't remember a wave of posts blaming it on DEI because our country hadn't met this particular brainworm. There's no tragedy Republicans won't exploit now.

kbeninato, 1 month ago to random

"Around 850 thousand vehicles go through that port every year. We will get it up and running again as soon as possible. 15,000 jobs depend on that port. We will do everything we can to protect those jobs and help those workers." - President Biden on #BaltimoreBridge where 6 workers are missing, 2 rescued.

kbeninato, 2 months ago to random

Indicted ex president hosts dictators at his heavily leveraged hotel / bar.

Kudlow asks Kevin O’Leary to loan Trump his bond money on live TV.

Lindsey Graham meets with Zelensky, and floats Trump's dodgy idea of a loan.

If this is all public, imagine his off camera flailing.

kbeninato, 2 months ago to random

Happy St. Gertrude's Day, patron saint of cats, gardeners and pilgrims, fighting against rats and pestilence. A very handy Saint for these times.

a/k/a St. Patrick's Day.

kbeninato, 2 months ago to random

"I never thought leopards would eat MY face," says host who took job with the Leopards Eating People's Faces Company.

What was Don Lemon thinking?
https://www.nbcnews.com/media/don-lemon-former-cnn-anchor-says-elon-musk-canceled-new-show-x-rcna143234

kbeninato, 2 months ago to random

Mrs. Dalloway said she would edit the photos herself.

kbeninato, 2 months ago to random

And there goes the hour. Daylight Saving Time in a Leap Year feels like the Time Lords going all willy nilly.

kbeninato, 2 months ago to random

"We hear you. We see you. We smell you. We're inside your kitchen right now looking through your fridge. And what's that on the top shelf? Migrants!" Scarlett Johansson as SNL's Kitchen Katie Britt.

kbeninato, 2 months ago to random

This is it. The night when your phone tells the microwave and fridge to start living a lie. #DaylightSavingTime

kbeninato, 2 months ago to random

NYT tomorrow: Biden, in hour and a half long State of the Union, seems almost too energetic in defending democracy.

kbeninato, 2 months ago to random

President Biden winding up his #StateOfTheUnion: "I see a future in defending democracy--"

Mike Johnson shakes his head no. What does he have, a Trump buzzer in his pocket?