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kpl

@kpl@social.lol

Software engineer, husband, dad, dork, aspiring social capitalist and ally, maker of trouble (and bread sometimes). He/him.

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RickiTarr, to random
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I think it would be really funny if the porn actress talked liked Foghorn Leghorn.

kpl,
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@RickiTarr "I say, I say, uh, right there. Oh, uh, yeah, what in tarnation you got there, huh?”

kpl, to random
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I never thought I would like writing tests, but now? I looooooove writing tests. I think that means I'm an adult now? Or boring? Or just love seeing red Fs turn into green dots?

kpl,
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@koalie Yes, yes I am.

kpl, to random
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Just remembered that today is the 29th anniversary of my first day at my first job in tech. Time flies.

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Constant reminder to self: You don't have to fight just because someone decided to pick one, especially on the internet.

kpl, to Eurovision
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In spite of the audio issues, I’m so happy Peacock streams Eurovision in the US. Seriously, it’s the most fun. Thank you, Europe, for letting us play along.

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I can’t believe Estonia has zero points. The cool dads deserve better.

kpl, to Eurovision
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Britney, Pink and Christina did it better.

kpl, to Eurovision
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The local art school version of Fantasia goes hard.

CharliGirl_STL, to random
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Hi, new here...who should I follow?

kpl,
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@CharliGirl_STL @lisamelton reposts the best stuff, and I’ve discovered a ton of interesting people through her. She’s also very funny in her own right.

kpl, to random
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It is my brother's birthday and the best present you could give him is to check out his latest book! He's very funny, and these books are a ton of fun: https://a.co/d/3sWCoNC

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I’ve made this recipe several times, made a ton of substitutions when I didn’t have the right ingredients, and it’s always the most satisfying meal. Plus, instant pot so it’s all ready in less than an hour!

https://www.seriouseats.com/easy-pressure-cooker-pork-chile-verde-recipe

kpl, to random
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The only problem with being an unnamed coconspirator in other peoples' projects is that it's hard to take credit for things when review time rolls around. Obviously a small problem, but still... how do I quantify how much trouble I help other people get into?

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    kpl,
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    @rooster Do they have milkshakes? No idea why, but a milkshake would be great.

    hl, to Parenting
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    What piece of technology are you responsible for your household that no-one else seems to be able understand? I'll go first:

    Toilet brush

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    @hl Toilet plunger. No one else seems to be able to handle the physics, which... I think is a conspiracy by the other members of my household to make me do the plunging every time.

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    @hl It's always a fun conversation... "How did you clog the toilet?" "You don't want to know.”

    RickiTarr, (edited ) to random
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    Lots of debate about this, so I'm curious about the consensus.

    Should children be allowed to act professionally, as in having a full time acting job in movie/TV/stage? Feel free to elaborate in the comments.

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    @RickiTarr At first read, I thought it meant "should children be allowed to act LIKE professionals" which I think is the best question ever.

    kpl,
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    @stevegis_ssg @RickiTarr Put the spreadsheet down and go play in the dirt, Reginald!

    kpl,
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    @RickiTarr @stevegis_ssg Yeah, when you ask it that way, the obvious answer is no - but we've had child actors for SO long that it seems almost normal.

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    kpl,
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    @rooster why does it take three taps to close a video? I hate it. It’s so stupid.

    kpl, to random
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    I objectively know I am not a failure, which doesn’t keep me from feeling strongly that I am, indeed, a failure. Feelings are dumb.

    kpl, to random
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    Shifted two time zones flying home on Saturday. Daylight Saving Time started on Sunday. I have no idea where I am, when I am or what I should be doing. Send help.

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    Today is The International Day of Awesomess, a holiday I invented 16ish years ago…. And I totally forgot it was today. Such a bad grand marshall.

    kpl,
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    @koalie And to you too!

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    So proud of myself. I got back from a 3 week trip yesterday afternoon and I’m already finished unpacking and putting things away.

    kpl,
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    @RickiTarr I do too! And it’s also just so satisfying to put things away.

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