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momo

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kindly check the attached LOVELETTER coming from me.
#ILMGF

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anonicus, to random
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Anyone knows how to turn Text into images?
Would love to make something like this as a new Website title.

momo,
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@kaia @anonicus cowsay

18+ kaia, to random
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I'm really into the psychology behind people losing big sums with "investing".

without knowing too much yet, I think most comes from people knowing not enough either but discovering really risky strategies like options, using lent money.

they are hunting for that first rush of winning shown as the first spike. but with each loss they must win back more so choose riskier bets. it's a downward spiral.

don't do it fedifrens!

momo,
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@kaia &6K is enough to bring it back with 0DTE calls

momo,
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@kaia The shape of the curve makes me think he had some crap long dated option

molly0xfff, to random
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i...

momo,
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@molly0xfff This is like the guy that said you could take your crypto to Heaven because it’s all just math

lain, to random
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starting my own secret club without any masonry

momo,
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@whiteline @kaia @lain Reading about “flirty fishing” was one of the most disturbing things ever

CelloMomOnCars, to random
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Worsening Weather Is Igniting a $25 Billion Market

"Against a backdrop of rising climate volatility and social shifts, demand for is surging.

While a [catastrophe] bond may pay out if a 100-year storm tears through a community, a weather derivative can compensate a tourism business if there are too many rainy days, or a farmer if a hot summer stresses her crops."

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-05-04/climate-change-costs-blunted-by-25-billion-weather-derivatives-market

momo,
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@pomCountyIrregs @CelloMomOnCars The real kicker of 2008 was that the prime credit band took on extraordinary losses (as opposed to the traditional blame on subprime - the fact that it will default is in the name). The real risks are the interior states being marketed as safer than they really are (hi tropical diseases!).

kaia, to random
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I dislike recent Caleb Hammer eps with him power tripping and working himself up for the viewers. instead of constructive criticism it's mostly bullying now - especially bullying girls. i'll unsub

momo,
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@kaia Yeah, about nine months ago was the sweet spot. I think the comedian episode was the most interesting one. Dude was ready to saddle his wife with lost income from quitting, but thought using her car would be way too far.

lain, to random
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Why does europe never ask me?

momo,
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@lain That headline is phrased like a kid that has a failing class on his report card

cell, to random
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two touhou COOL&CREATE arranges commonly mistaken for being part of the actual 2hu BGM:
最終鬼畜妹フランドール・S (UN Owen Was Her?)
Night of Nights (Flowering Nights)
anything else :cirno_thinking:

momo,
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@SuperDicq @cell This is the most popular result on Youtube, which fuses both together, plausibly sounding like a second phase.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jJZA-O_B78

volpeon, to random

Ah yes, let's flood the internet with even more bullshit

momo,
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@volpeon hey, if Reddit admits to having used mule accounts at the start, it must be fine

kaia, to random
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she'd be a great vtuber

momo,
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@kaia Gotta buy that Rushia novelty engagement ring (real)

r000t, (edited ) to random
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"Kernel-mode anti-cheat does not represent attack surface! It's entirely unhackable! It's literally impossible for there to be any vulnerabilities! It's the absolute pinnacle of secure code! It's bug-free! You're schi-"

UPDATE: Both companies are denying involvement, and the streamer in question is suddenly "interviewing" the person who supposedly popped him. I'm calling bullshit on said streamer.

momo,
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@r000t It must be Clara at it again https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MXmPqKDWQOA

shoq, to random
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People are such suckers for advertising. This product is probably little more than powdered fruit waste. They refuse to document what’s in it. But it sells and sells and sells. PT Barnum understood America too well. https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/health-products/a46366635/balance-of-nature-review/

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momo,
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@darthstar @shoq If I was malicious, I'd market this as a miracle cure paste:

coolboymew, to random
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momo,
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@coolboymew cooking in the Indus River Valley, -20th Century

coolboymew, to random
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Sorry for the people who came for sweet AI generated futas. You get taxes, mortgage and shit now, fuck you :lol_fb:

momo,
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@coolboymew @jeff "You claimed WHAT deduction? Bend over young man."

lain, to random
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lust provoking picture

momo,
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@lain Is coffee good for you?

nixCraft, to random
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Ugh, the AI subscription wars have begun! This reminds me of the streaming service subscription wars. Do I really need to pick my favorite robot overlord? Let's break down the damage:

$20 of Claude AI
$20 ChatGPT
$20 Gemini Advanced
$20 Copilot Pro
$20 Cursor
$20 Perplexity

Anyone else feeling the AI FOMO? Are you paying for the ai/robot service? That is what I wanna know 🤔

momo,
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@nixCraft Pay? I just browse support sites and car dealerships and de-role the chatbot.

RickiTarr, to random
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Why did I initially see this as some kind of future ship on a rough sea finding a mysterious orb?

Too much Sci-fi?

momo,
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@RickiTarr My assumption https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radome

kaia, to random
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made 100 bucks with TradeRepublic. more than with my books :aaawoo:

momo,
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@kaia That company is a little shady, take care

momo,
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@kaia There were morons that wanted to transfer shares out, and the company admitted they couldn’t, because they have such a minimal inventory. And these were shares purchased with cash, not credit.

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    momo,
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    @schappi the beta male of fish

    shoq, to random
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    I have never been so unexcited about unboxing something as I am about this shiny new CPAP machine. Everyone tells me it’s a life-changing experience, and I am perfectly prepared to discover that. But until I have, the idea is about as appealing as cilantro ice cream.

    momo,
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    @shoq It’s like calorie free ice cream (you don’t want to know the incremental life expectancy for untreated apnea)

    ainmosni, to random
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    Does anybody else ever think how messed up it is that unless you go out of your way (or live in a very rural area), you are bombarded with ads for the entire time you are awake.

    • Ads on your phone
    • Ads on your TV
    • Ads on every place they can buy outside
    • Ads on almost every website

    It is honestly exhausting, and I wonder what a world with heavily limited ads would look like.

    Incidentally, the lack of ads is one of the very nice things about self hosting things, and being on fedi.

    momo,
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    @ainmosni For LCD/LED screens: cheap polarized films turns “real life Adblock” into a fun little arts and crafts project

    kaia, to random
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    spearphishing is when horny guys are tricked into clicking links

    (misinformation)

    momo,
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    @kaia That’s what that oil pipeline operator got tricked into clicking
    (something like Subject: More like CAN-sas city!)

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    momo,
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    @kaia Sadly, he may be better, as he is dishwasher safe

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