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VD15, to random
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@VD15 i do actually want to get off deodorant at some point, just to use antibacterial soap for the stinky bits and then following it up with a nice eucalyptus scented soap my parents gifted me. but you need 1-2 weeks where you'll smell like a garbage dump for the transition to really work (while your body purges the chemicals from under your arms by sweating them out), so im just kind of waiting for the right time to do so

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why, to random
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elom nust: ive sent an updoot 2 ur neuralink.......... its now IMPOSSIBLE to edge

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@why hot. i want one so bad

sun, to random
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there is no way around it i have to eat healthy now and forever. i am in mourning

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@sun my condolences. but healthy food is still tasty! you just need to wean off of sugar for a bit and you'll restore your tastebuds

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@lnxw37j1 @sun this too. theres so many ways in which unhealthy food kills you slowly. its hard to wean off of (i myself have been struggling with it for a while), but the benefits really sober you up when you think about it

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Edgelord computing

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@drq the word "edge" has been ruined. they're gonna have to call it "close-to-consumer" or something else

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this isn't
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partridge, to random
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good evening gay asses how is the May challenge going?

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@partridge may is almost over, and i am infinitely more back than i was at the start. lets fucking go

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<----- he's mad his visa does not guarantee reentry

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even on f-1 you get to get a travel signature and reenter as many times as you please. but i MUST LEAVE CANADA (direct quote from my immigration document) in like 90 days

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i thought this was supposed to be the immigration mecca. 4chan lied

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@why my bad i should have asked the jets instead

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my fashionable straight friend gets really mad when i introduce him as "my fashionable straight friend" to other people but that's literally who he is...

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need dick from a guy who can social engineer his way into a bank but cannot order a cup of coffee to save his life

WALFTEAM, to random
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@WALFTEAM and who says the us doesn't stand up for traditional family values

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The one good part about Europe is they have places like cex meanwhile in the USA the only places that sell used phones are sketchy ass shops that want to rip you off and sell plans too

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@honeymoon @PurpCat they killed localmonero too. its so over

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@honeymoon @PurpCat he is going to get cooked by the cia inshallah

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I’ll be a good sport

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@lain i say this but in a homosexual manner

nik, to random

if you get a handbag and hang out with men they will all make you carry their things

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@nik i carry a deuter road one because fanny packs suck. the boys always give me their phones and keys when they're drunk

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kucoin sellers be like "hi, online" (last online 14 hours ago)

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Stellar, to random
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"AI can suck my dick"
this is gonna age terribly

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@Stellar i would rather suck ai's dick but the future of robotics is very exciting

sampo, to random
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honestly though what did my man kevin even do wrong? if you go into a movie theater with a guy, once the lights go out there's a minimum 50% chance he's gonna have his cock out and you know that walking in. same applies for a walk in the park, a cigarette break, "a party in his hotel room" etc. if you wanna be friends with a man you're gonna have to look at that cock.

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@sampo whats the issue

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