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nyahlathotep,
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Must be nice having lasers that shoot outta your eyes and nose

nyahlathotep,
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“Yeah, but what’s in your pants?”

“COULD YOU SPEAK UP, I CAN BARELY HEAR YOU MF’ER!”

nyahlathotep,
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Obv fuck Newt Gingrich, all my homies hate Newt Gingrich, but why 3/5 and 1996? I know the 3/5ths compromise, did he do or say something particularly heinous in regards to slavery in 96 I don’t know about?

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“Reportedly Justice Ruckus referred to Mr. Jackson as a ‘lucky bastard’ in reference to his vitiligo condition, which causes skin pigment to lighten”

nyahlathotep,
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and the lack of discipline. all-around lack of motivation, really

nyahlathotep,
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Tom Nook is a tanuki, not a raccoon. Tanuki aren’t raccoons they just look like them kinda. Tanuki are canines, whereas Raccoons are in the family Procyonidae. Raccoons’ front paws are hand-like, whereas Tanukis’ front paws are like a dog. Raccoons are native to North America, while Tanuki are only native to Japan. See this helpful slide from Tumblr on their differences.

…tumblr.com/…/for-those-who-have-never-seen-a-rac…https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/c57aab7d-c7aa-44a2-9268-0800be271d07.jpeg

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x00001, to random
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Pirated for Alt Text

nyahlathotep,
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def the dumbest cyberpunk story

nyahlathotep,
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Assuming this is real, this is probably some shit he used to do when he was a kid, maybe with his parents or older sibling or something, and he still occasionally does it because of nostalgia or habit. Maybe he only just then realized it was weird for an adult to do. I’m really reading a lot into this, but that was my first thought is all

nyahlathotep,
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Oh no! Not my GPUs! That’s the real issue here, not all the death!

nyahlathotep,
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Really happy they properly translated Vivian’s trans-ness this time

nyahlathotep,
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Did not expect I’d live to see the day that Seattle was used as an example of reasonable cost of living city to compare to

nyahlathotep,
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I like that the implication is that he just randomly shot out the window

nyahlathotep,
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I thought he’d gotten shot in the past but it healed with the bullet still in him

nyahlathotep,
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Watch those hands, David Coppafeel.

Too soon?

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I was making a Homestar Runner reference but Bloodhound Gang works too

nyahlathotep,
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I thought it said “if you can’t jack off every single character in a video game…” and I was like

spoilerHELL YEAH BROTHER CRANK THOSE HOGS

nyahlathotep,
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You gonna begrudge someone fuckin Tylenol?

nyahlathotep,
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I live somewhere where they’re common, lived here my whole life, but I still love to watch prairie dogs. They’re cute and cool and interesting

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