patrickworld

patrickworld, 6 days ago to random

I always find it funny when music snobs say they don’t want any curation on streaming services because ‘I don’t need anyone to tell me what to listen to’. I have found some of the dopest tracks ever by checking out playlists and I’m a huge music head. I would even say more so because of streaming 🎧

patrickworld, 7 days ago to random

My deceased parents are in almost every one of my dreams 🥹

patrickworld, 8 days ago to random

One time I got in a fight with Leo and like a typical rich guy he hit me with his expensive watch 🙄

patrickworld, 9 days ago to random

Don’t buy anything and save 100% by using my promo code SKIPBUTTON

patrickworld, 9 days ago to random

Acutely aware of how bad some mthrfkrs smell in my office today

Season 3 Smell GIF by Nanalan'

patrickworld, 9 days ago to random

‘Look, it’s an emergency, I’m outta nuts and the rent is due’

patrickworld, 9 days ago to random

‘I can’t show you that while you’re in the car’

Siri 🤝 My wife

patrickworld, 10 days ago to random

This is my friend Bev Egan’s car. Unrelated but she always orders the salad 🥗

patrickworld, 11 days ago to random

Comedians: We are unique because we’re able to edit ourselves in real time. If the audience doesn’t respond or like a joke, we adjust and move on

Also comedians: We’re doubling down on the trans jokes because damn it we’re gonna convince the audience they’re wrong for not laughing

Hypocrisy GIF

unprovoked, 11 days ago to random

Just watched a three-minute video from the CEO of my administrative department and somehow managed to fill five Bullshit Business Buzzword Bingo cards at once.

patrickworld, 11 days ago to random

Brazen thieves just out here stealing BBQ’s in broad daylight smh

wh0sthatd0g, 12 days ago to random

Saw my first CyberTruck in the wild

patrickworld, 12 days ago to random

Subtitles in movie theatres NOW. I will not back down on this