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reallybigfoot, 3 months ago to bigfoot

A snowman just saw me walking on a ridge. Had to kill him. Wouldn't promise not to talk. I mean, that guy's dead. BIG TIME. Like, I've killed a lot of things, but that snowman is 100% dead. #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 3 months ago

He was a Frosty the Snowman type. I ate his carrot nose right in front of him. He didn't blink an eye. He just stared at me with his big, black eyes, like doll eyes. Then I freaking strangled him. #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 5 months ago to bigfoot

#bigfoot guess which one is me

reallybigfoot, 5 months ago

This photo is fake. If you put this many Sasquatches in the same place, it would create a black hole of squatchiness. Many would be sucked into a freak vortex. #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 6 months ago to bigfoot

If you wanna hear some deep voiced barks, put a wolf in a headlock and continually pull his whiskers and make BOING! sounds. You will FOR SURE hear some deep voiced barks!🤣 #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 6 months ago

@Nazani people say me not real. But me can see and feel me so me must be real. Smarty the owl told me so. #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 6 months ago to bigfoot

What's weird is hogs don't call their nose an "oinker". They call it - and this is a rough translation - a "SNORT DOO-HICKEY". #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 6 months ago

@Jason844 we call them Mike

reallybigfoot, 8 months ago to bigfoot

The owls are expecting to be in charge after the humans, chimps, dogs, horses, pigs, rats, beavers, bats, bees, and ants die. #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 8 months ago

@Jason844 Their calls are deceiving too. They can disguise themselves as monkeys.

reallybigfoot, 11 months ago to random

An elk told me this is the Pacific Northwest. YEEEEAAHHH, RIIIIIGHHHT. 🤡 Elks are known liars. Me no trust! Easy way to tell if elk is lying: their pants are on fire. #Bigfoot

reallybigfoot, 11 months ago

@Jason844 thank you human