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Whenever I find a corpse, I install the best organs in my fake, no good body. At first, it seemed a little gross, but now I just feel like a really well made fake man-ape freak Frankenstein, which is really not that bad, if you think about it.

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I don't believe dogs will take over the world. They did invent that thing where they shake water off of them, but I don't necessarily think that means they will take over the world.

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Sasquatches got very uppity and willy-nilly in the 70s. That's what being on the Six Million Dollar Man does to you.

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When Sasquatches discuss Matt Moneymaker we end all of our sentences with "PRAISE BE" or "CAN I GET AN AMEN?" and such. Respect. #Bigfoot

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My body is upholstered - I mean covered - in fur - I mean hair.

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There are deer tracks in the mud. I was going to follow them, but for all I know, they're fake. F that.

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I hit on them. Big time. With my fist is what I'm saying. On their heads. They're dead. They are the deadest things that ever died. Squirrels are traumatized.

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A wolfpack is eating a Fozzie Bear alive. His "WAKA WAKA" screams are annoying.

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I have no neck and my swallow reflex only kicks in if a horse-head sized hunk of flesh starts to choke me. I can't swallow water is what I'm saying. I have to snort water. BEING A FREAK SUCKS.

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Two grizzlies are snapping their paws and moving in synchronous hip-gyrating ways. Now they're shimmying around me in a very show-offy way. What in the name of clown farts is going on?

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If the human in the forest looks dumb, like if he is wearing a t-shirt with giant tiger head, and the tiger head is all cross-eyed or something, I just hide willy-nilly. Who cares what this guy thinks?

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One time, I was going to go left and I was like "MAYBE NOT" so I went right. I didn't get found. It's things like this that make life epic.

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Maybe the best evidence that I exist is that I hate myself.

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I feel bad that Ranae was never convinced that I exist. One of us is an epic failure.

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I just almost sensed how close almost came to practically finding me that one time when I almost walked into a clearing and Matt just about sensed something squatchy. Ranae would have nearly believed Matt's story had I walked into that clearing. I gotta sit down.

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I wish I was smart enough to build a robot panda. Not for weird, pervert reasons. For normal sex fantasy reasons between a freak and a panda.

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Frankenstein is fighting Gorn to the death. I have my doubts that Frankenstein will be able to figure out controlled projectile explosives while Gorn is bashing him in the head like this. #Bigfoot

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It's seems like whenever I watch humans torture a dead pig with fire I smell something delicious. Maybe I'm a pig pervert of some kind.

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If I evolve into a dog, I will never hear the end of it from Yappie the Furball Mutt. #Bigfoot

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My mating call is different than my squatch call. Like, imagine a hiss that turns on all rattlesnakes a mile away. Bingo. #Bigfoot

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I bet Ranae is insanely scientific everywhere she goes. "THIS HAM OBEYS GRAVITY", "THIS EGG OBEYS GRAVITY". It would be like eating breakfast with a gravity expert. #Bigfoot

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If you look closely in the movie "Deliverance", you'll see me.

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Zardok the Vun is trying to tractor beam Todd Standing onto his alien ship. The amount of GET OUTTA HEREs is deafening.

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Gorillas don't know ANYTHING about cows. I just asked one the length of a cow udder, and I made hand-yank-up-and-down motions, while pointing at his crotch, where udders are, and he just looked at me like WTF??? Geez, he's DUMB about cows.

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Dogs act all tough in their yard, barking up a storm. But I have found them to beg for their lives pretty fast when I step over their fence.

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