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robyneatseverything, 11 hours ago to random

Went to a massive second-hand bookshop and had a 7Up and a Freddo in the cafe, and sometimes life is quite nice.

robyneatseverything, 13 hours ago to random

🌟 It's testing time! 🌟

Even though I'm a safe-sex slut, I test every 3 months to make sure everything's good, and to facilitate bareback with lovely, regular partners.

#STITesting #SexualHealth #SexualHealthMatters

SpenPErotica, 1 day ago to random

There’s a simple pleasure in writing out my stories, something cathartic about it. If anyone is interested in having a written piece sent to them, let me know.

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robyneatseverything, 2 days ago to random

Yet another reason why I'm voting Green or independent in the general - Labour's abhorrent and humiliating treatment of Diane Abbott.

Everyone involved should be ashamed, though I know they won't be.

robyneatseverything, 2 days ago to random

My nestie's girlfriend has requested a tardigrade cake for her birthday (last year, I made a woodlouse one), and if, erm, anyone could help me out with that, I'd be really grateful 🙏

girlonthenet, 6 days ago to random

I'm doing this tomorrow, and I am so prepared: all my little numbered stickers stuck to the right bits of my bike, pannier packed with things I might need, cycling clothes laid out on the bed so I can grab them in the morning. Now to begin the process of completely shitting myself and wishing I had never signed up to do something even vaguely outside my comfort zone. https://www.ridelondon.co.uk/our-rides/ridelondon-essex-60

robyneatseverything, 5 days ago to random

I did a fancy body scan thingy at the gym, and although my body fat % is more butter than person, I have above average lean muscle mass all over 💅💪

#FatAndFit

robyneatseverything, 6 days ago to animals

She's taken to sleeping on the pillow next to mine every night, which is super cute, but I have to de-fur the bed every morning.

#CatsOfMastodon #Caturday #BlackCatsOfMastodon

robyneatseverything, 8 days ago to random

Off out on a first date but I can't wear anything sexy because it's FREEZING 🥶

My tights are this <-------------------> thick

robyneatseverything, 7 days ago to random

I've applied for a postal vote as I'm travelling on the day of the general, so a reminder that YOU CAN TOO if you're on holiday or a student or have limited mobility or just can't be arsed to go to a place (totally legit)

https://www.gov.uk/apply-postal-vote

#GeneralElection2024 #FuckTheTories #Vote

robyneatseverything, 10 days ago to random

I have a date on Thursday and the guy is very active on social media, so I've blocked out a chunk of my day to do some vetting.

robyneatseverything, 12 days ago to random

I was today years old when I realised you could change the distance on Feeld from km to miles and it's changed my life 🌟

Starcross, 12 days ago to random

I don't think I'll ever bother going to a creative writing workshop again, every single one has been thoroughly awful

robyneatseverything, 13 days ago to animals

Both fearsome predator and tiny baby

#CatsOfMastodon #caturday

robyneatseverything, 14 days ago to random

I just watched Hackers for the first time, and really wish I hadn't.

Great soundtrack though 👌

girlonthenet, 15 days ago to random

"When they hold me like a trophy they’ve just been awarded... When we share in each other’s pride... When we share something we’ve never shared before and learn something new or beautiful about each other or us... When we work as a team, a partnership."

Holy fuck, @robyneatseverything, just fill my fucking heart up to bursting, why don't you?

This is glorious. I am so full of yearning.

https://robyneatseverything.com/notes-on-intimacy/

robyneatseverything, 18 days ago to random

Left my mum a voice note earlier and she replied: "Why are you talking like that, you're common"

The mystery of where my accent came from is no nearer its conclusion.

robyneatseverything, 19 days ago to animals

Late for #caturday because when the sun comes out, she goes on extensive outdoor adventures ❤️

#CatsOfMastodon