robyneatseverything

robyneatseverything, 11 hours ago to random

Went to a massive second-hand bookshop and had a 7Up and a Freddo in the cafe, and sometimes life is quite nice.

robyneatseverything, 14 hours ago to random

🌟 It's testing time! 🌟

Even though I'm a safe-sex slut, I test every 3 months to make sure everything's good, and to facilitate bareback with lovely, regular partners.

#STITesting #SexualHealth #SexualHealthMatters

robyneatseverything, 2 days ago to random

My nestie's girlfriend has requested a tardigrade cake for her birthday (last year, I made a woodlouse one), and if, erm, anyone could help me out with that, I'd be really grateful 🙏

robyneatseverything, 2 days ago to random

Yet another reason why I'm voting Green or independent in the general - Labour's abhorrent and humiliating treatment of Diane Abbott.

Everyone involved should be ashamed, though I know they won't be.

robyneatseverything, 5 days ago to random

I did a fancy body scan thingy at the gym, and although my body fat % is more butter than person, I have above average lean muscle mass all over 💅💪

#FatAndFit

robyneatseverything, 6 days ago to animals

She's taken to sleeping on the pillow next to mine every night, which is super cute, but I have to de-fur the bed every morning.

#CatsOfMastodon #Caturday #BlackCatsOfMastodon

robyneatseverything, 8 days ago to random

Off out on a first date but I can't wear anything sexy because it's FREEZING 🥶

My tights are this <-------------------> thick

robyneatseverything, 14 days ago to random

I just watched Hackers for the first time, and really wish I hadn't.

Great soundtrack though 👌

robyneatseverything, 19 days ago to animals

Late for #caturday because when the sun comes out, she goes on extensive outdoor adventures ❤️

#CatsOfMastodon

robyneatseverything, 20 days ago to random

Officially getting railed in a sundress weather 🙌☀️

robyneatseverything, 25 days ago to random

A good morning to you all, but especially to my Patreon supporters because my latest monthly audio blog has just dropped for the £3.50 a month gang 🎤

On the agenda this month, INCREDIBLE sex with my boyfriend, sleeping vs fucking, and I read 'Reflecting; sex, my mirror, and me' in my best sexy phone voice.

https://www.patreon.com/posts/103674209?utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_source=android

robyneatseverything, 29 days ago to random

From a budget hotel to this...

I think it's time for another I LOVE HOTELS solo spa-writing-drinking-wank trip! 🥳🥳🥳

robyneatseverything, 1 month ago to random

I'm staying in a budget hotel that has the nicest view and operational air-con and I feel so blessed 🙌

robyneatseverything, 1 month ago to random

The absolute best way to get out of doing the Sunday Spring Clean is to take your sertraline at the wrong time and become so nauseous you can't move 👍

robyneatseverything, 1 month ago to random

French crisps, fruity cocktails, good films; I am LIVING this Saturday night 💃

robyneatseverything, 1 month ago to random

Has anyone mentioned the weather yet today? And how it's colder in the UK than it was all winter?

robyneatseverything, 1 month ago to random

Can I eat a Toffee Crisp at 10:48pm?

robyneatseverything, 1 month ago to random

Fuck austerity; the government will always find money to be needlessly and relentlessly cruel.

#RwandaBill #FuckTories

robyneatseverything, 1 month ago to random

Things I have, rightly or wrongly, prioritised today over writing:

Napping
Buffy
Cleaning out my kitchen drawers
Eating too many bagels
Watching fossil hunting reels
Napping
Going to the tip
Caramel cheesecake chocolate
Playing with the cat
A sudden urge to dust
Napping

robyneatseverything, 1 month ago to random

My CPAP mask cushion has torn and I now can't wear it; I'm going to be so tired and grumpy and tired 😭

#SleepApnea #SleepApnoea

robyneatseverything, 1 month ago to random

This week I've bought 3 new cushions for the living room, and now every time my nestie leaves a room they shout

"DON'T BUY ANYMORE CUSHIONS WHILE I'M GONE"

robyneatseverything, 1 month ago to random

I've realised the only thing I miss about Twitter is @JMSeaborn, both his incredible smut and his silly posts about football.

coughcough

robyneatseverything, 1 month ago to random

This is fine? If they're not in a monogamous relationship, they can both message whoever the fuck they like. Calm down.

robyneatseverything, 1 month ago to random

Being an anonymous sex blogger is super frustrating because sometimes I need hair styling advice and none of you can bloody see it.

robyneatseverything, 1 month ago to random

A guy unmatched with me because my opening message wasn't flirty enough; well EXCUSE ME for needing a bit of a warm-up.

He wasn't even that cute, his loss 🖐