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rockmastermike

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rockmastermike, to random
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well this gave me a little happy
https://www.nbc4i.com/news/local-news/columbus/beloved-manager-cat-expected-to-recover-from-cancer-raises-nearly-10k-for-charity/

RickiTarr, to random
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Even the Tiger chooses the Bear.

rockmastermike,
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@RickiTarr The love that dare not speak its name

the_etrain, to random
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I'm no scientist, but if a bird transmits the flu to a cow that is now the cow flu.

rockmastermike,
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@the_etrain H5N1 - Moo variant

the_etrain, to random
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My mouth writes checks my ass can only cash in bitcoin.

rockmastermike,
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@the_etrain buttcoin

the_etrain, to random
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I bet Horatio Hornblower is a real dickhead during rush hour.

rockmastermike,
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@the_etrain yarr if you're in the left lane you best be havin the Spinnaker in the wind and not draggin'' ur anchor

Alice, (edited ) to random
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Whenever we encounter a photo booth, @KevBot and I will usually try to stop and take some photos to document our day.

As a result, we've ended up with a LOT of photo booth strips, but my favorite is the one in the lower right of this photo where a woman was watching us take photos in the booth and, at the very last second, I asked if she wanted to be in our photo and she jumped in.

Lady, if you're out there, you were a great sport and we remember you fondly.

rockmastermike,
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@Alice @KevBot you two are just FUN!

rockmastermike,
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@Alice @KevBot @MizFidd OMG yes

RickiTarr, to random
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    rockmastermike,
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    @RickiTarr "isn't natural" stopped being a valid argument around the time fire and agriculture were invented

    the_etrain, to random
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    Changing my rap name to Lil Spatch.

    rockmastermike,
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    @the_etrain cooking poultry?

    rockmastermike, to random
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    @Alice This is the tshirt I mentioned the other day. Couldn’t find it it was in the laundry

    rockmastermike,
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    @AskPippa @Alice I tell myself that every time I'm faced with folding it

    rockmastermike,
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    @AskPippa too often i let it go until there's only 1 pair of clean underpants left. and once or twice I actually just bought more to give myself a few days

    RickiTarr, to random
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    Let's be real, these kinds of reality shows are the lowest grade of entertainment. They are scripted and mostly fake, but occasionally, they parody themselves so hard, that they become a kind of art unto themselves. This is one of those moments. Give Bernice an Oscar!

    https://youtu.be/3X1bc4kNLHI?si=p852vNPowsuBY48M

    rockmastermike,
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    @RickiTarr omg I cannot think of that show without remembering a hilarious convo we had. a long time ago a commercial for that show came on and @MizFidd wasn't really looking and just from the show's name got completely the wrong idea what kind of tow(toe?) the show was about.

    the_etrain, to random
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    Me: doing yoga I forget the difference between warrior 1 and warrior 2.

    7: You fart in one and you don't fart in the other.

    rockmastermike,
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    @Alice @the_etrain that's def Warrior 3

    RickiTarr, to random
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    I guess you play so you never forget?

    rockmastermike,
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    @RickiTarr wow wtf

    rockmastermike, to random
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    this whiskey tastes like i'm taking the day off tomorrow

    theropologist, to random
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    I can't believe I was able to download an audio file of Bobby Weir singing "Wang Dang Doodle" without having to fire up the Tor browser or anything

    rockmastermike,
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    @RickiTarr @theropologist Dinah Washington enters the chat

    https://youtu.be/0Hb7P2w1dN8

    rockmastermike,
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    @RickiTarr @theropologist Excuse Me While I Whip This Out...

    https://youtu.be/Rws_7mLTqj8

    rockmastermike,
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    @theropologist @YakyuNightOwl @RickiTarr this thread is pretty great. Also maybe the filthiest thread on the fedi today! 😂

    the_etrain, to random
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    Probiotics. Antibiotics. They're both good for you. This makes no fucking sense.

    rockmastermike,
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    @the_etrain just don't take them both together or the energy release when they contact and mutually annihilate could destroy the entire planet

    rockmastermike, to cocktails
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    Daiquiri time

    AskPippa, to random
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    An article about dress codes on airlines.
    TBH I'm not keen on the idea of sitting next to someone whose belly is sticking out. Part of it is safety, which the article doesn't even mention. Spilling hot coffee on clothing will burn less than directly on the skin. Places generally require shoes to reduce spread of foot fungus -- but also for safety. On a plane, your feet have a bit more protection if you're wearing full shoes when something drops on them
    And think about how icky the seat surfaces are with hundreds of people before you having sat there before you, spilling stuff. etc.-- do you really want your bare skin against that?

    https://edition.cnn.com/travel/airline-dress-code-policies-controversy/index.html

    rockmastermike,
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    @AskPippa i remember they used to advise people to wear cotton instead of polyester/nylon on planes just in case there's a fire it won't burn onto your skin.

    I was always thinking that while true to some extent (and def true for a slow moving fire) it seems awfully optimistic about surviving a plane crash in the first place.

    rockmastermike,
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    @AskPippa haha wow i barely remember those days. A lifetime ago.

    RickiTarr, to random
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    Soup seems like a breakfast food, I'm going to have some Breakfast Soup.

    rockmastermike,
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    @RickiTarr don't forget, beer is a type of soup

    the_etrain, to random
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    How about a body horror movie based on the game Twister?

    rockmastermike,
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    @the_etrain you've clearly never seen Carpenter's "In the Mouth of Madness"

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