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samgai

@samgai@vocalounge.cafe

I am a weeb weirdo. You can message me in your favourite language and we'll see what happens.

“queering the human/dancer binary” — https://karp.lol/@follpvosten

Profile picture is Hattōshin Monā from the video: https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm10673673 with a blobcat head.

Header is Yuzuki Yukari and the Kotonoha girls from the GYARI video: https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm33663125

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xarvos, to random
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Receiving objects: 13% (595879/4521814), 1.30 GiB

am i correct to extrapolate this repo has ~10GiB of code? wtf?

samgai,
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@xarvos Did you try to clone the infinite recursion repo?

samgai, to random
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Phones should not be mandatory.

xarvos, to random
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myth: there are 24 timezones

fact: counting UTC offsets alone, there are 38 of them ranging from -12:00 to +14:00 (yea, not +12:00), including half-hour offsets like +5:30 and quarter-hour offsets like +5:45; and for timezones there are way more as each timezone may switches between offsets at different times of the year—people living in most western countries know well of this

(posting this bc i saw earlier some kind of quiz contest that spreads the misinfo)

samgai,
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@xarvos @cnx technically true

Cassandra, to random
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Saw a licence plate with CVDJ.

Obviously: Claude-Van Damme Jean.

samgai,
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@Cassandra Cean Vlaude Dan Jamme

samgai, to random
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If I'm a polyglot with an above-average body weight and I show off some clothes by wearing them, does that make me a large language model?

samgai, to random
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Holy crap, BetterHelp is such a privacy nightmare.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ncsccGHX7k

samgai, to random
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interesting how Americans have square feet

samgai, to random
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So this happened...

Cassandra, to random
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“This email is to advise you of an important notification we have to give you. We’re not going to tell you what it is, though. Please log in to our website and try to find it yourself (after we force a few unrelated ads on you).”

samgai,
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@Cassandra There may be one legitimate reason for this: e-mail is notoriously insecure, and if you received sensitive notifications by e-mail, your provider could scan them or leak them.

samgai, to random
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The Rio Grande Gorge Bridge just looks so incredibly cool.

ktemkin, to random
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common language preprocessors

C: C preprocessor
C++: C preprocessor
Objective-C: C preprocessor
Fortran: C preprocessor
Bash: Nix

samgai,
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@ktemkin Did you know that Haskell also uses the C preprocessor?

rysiek, to webdev
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Hey , say I was writing a service worker that can fetch resources from multiple different sources (say, IPFS, or alternative endpoints, or…) that might not be the origin.

Even though there are many sources, there is always a chance that any given request eventually fails — after trying several of them.

What HTTP error code should the service worker return to the client if the request does fail?

It feels like a 4xx error. But which one? Or should I come up with a new one? 🤔

samgai,
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@rysiek Are you sure you don't want a 5xx error?

samgai, to random
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I propose a new Japanese word:

同星人
どうせいじん
"person from the same planet"

samgai,
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@xarvos Hmm, I don't see that in my dictionary but it well could be! Probably would be written 同性人. The closest I can find is 同性愛者, "same gender love person".

samgai, to random
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In order to neutralise baseball, we need to invent a new kind of sport with a low pH, call it acidball.

samgai, to random
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Public transit timetables should be open data, published in an internationally standardised format.

That way, instead of each region having its own route planner, maintained separately and with varying quality, we could have a large choice of route planners (even offline ones) that work in a large region.

samgai, to random
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A cool explanation that I learned recently of why you can't divide by zero:

If you take the algebra that is probably the one you've been taught at school and remove the restriction on dividing by zero, then you can use the resulting algebra to prove that every number is equal to zero.

So either you would have to introduce new restrictions, or you would end up with a zero ring (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zero_ring), which is valid but not very useful.

natty, to random
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Is large ordinal theory just mathematicians going "my infinity is BIGGER" ​:neofox_woozy:​

samgai,
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@natty I once caught an infinity thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

samgai, to random Japanese
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感じ嫁無い

samgai,
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@mametsuko 魔滅子

lily, to random
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almost every language class will teach you to say "my name is" then later tell you it's actually more common to just say "i am"

why do they do this??

samgai,
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@lily rap battles

samgai, to random
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This map shows the areas where you can use UTC with zero offset and the date will never change while the sun is up.

(At least assuming that I did the calculations and graphing correctly. 😅)

samgai, to random
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Shenanigans. Finally, nanigans for Her.

samgai, to random
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I should just start telling people "Sorry, but I can't generate a response based on the prompt you provided."

samgai,
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@2du I do not consent to having my posts fed to ChatGPT. Please stop doing that.

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