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taber

@taber@woof.group

Born on a farm, live in the city. Queerballs (he/him). Serial smartass. Python, Eurovision, pop, gay terror, transit. Not a town in Alberta.

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lowered the bar for self-affirmations all the way down to "other people don't bother cleaning their microwaves that well either"

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Your Tinder bio reading like a CV is already a big red flag.

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@Konghammer I would hit on you Lewis Kong

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I wish I had the money to just commission things I don't have the time or patience to do myself.
Like I want to have a cozy fantasy genre book about an ork and a minotaur teaming up to open their realm's first weightlifting gym.

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@bootblackcub no idea why but actually I would read this

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craving an intrusive "playing The Sims 4 with cheats on for days uninterrupted" phase so bad rn

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@Purplebiker I could use this right now even though I just took a week off last month smdh

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@lukito wow okay wow ....wow

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@nick I am considering letting exactly that happen as we speak

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this is actually the one and only reason i want to go to america as someone who loves breakfast food. I'll go home after the experience lmao.

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@yesjohn oh yeah we do have this and it is a very good America

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I am not complying with this

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@henribus ok that is my daughter's name how dare u

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Woooooooo! Looks like ya boi is going to be starting a new job as of the 28th May. The place I interviewed at yesterday just called to offer me a position.

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@Konghammer YESSSSSSS !!!!!!!!!!!! Yes yes yes yes YES

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TIL the wizard of oz is not wicked 💀

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@yesjohn nojohn it is not

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@yesjohn yea it is a different thing xo glad this helps you know what things aren't other things

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trans rights Tevas a slay honestly

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Wikipedia

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@billgoats it's that they specifically say these specific grapes are ready to be eaten that feels like a trap

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✌️

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@nick yes go do it

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pre ordered this Stardew Valley Cookbook and forgot about it until it landed on my doorstep just now but oh my goodness just skimming it is making me grin ear to ear

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JetBrains IDEs are the best big boys out there for the most part but I remain absolutely mystified at how regularly a project will get itself into a Fucked State where opening it causes the whole thing to turn to cement no matter what and I have to nuke all its dotfiles to get moving again

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@dkub no it isn't the decompiler is Excellent and when I'm getting my big yellings ready the less time I spent futzing about the more time I have to practice insults

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@alephnull @dkub yes yes yes Rider does a significantly nicer and cleaner job of this than I could DREAM it's almost like who needs source anymore

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Upon reaching cruising altitude I came out to the record player and per my mood shelf my choices ground level me left myself is St. Vincent’s All Born Screaming or Chappell Roan’s The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess.

I don’t like that.

the opening bars of Femininomenon starts to play

I hate when I’m right about myself.

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@dkub received

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the best gender-neutral name for an insertive sex place is "whorehole"

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Microsoft Windows is so catastrophically poorly suited for developing software for any platform other than Microsoft Windows

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@dkub ah, yes, The Golden Rule, "treat your keeb the way you want your whorehole to be treated,"

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i think the greatest and strongest athletes on earth would know how to fuck while standing no?

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@yesjohn no right I could have sex in here

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