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thickurt

@thickurt@woof.group

📍 Montana, USA
👨‍💻 Software engineer
🎮 Bad at video games
🏋️‍♂️ Powerlifter, 6'4" and 300lbs
🧶 Crochet is fun
🍞 Baker
🌱 Gardener
👬 Married
🇩🇪 Ich lerne Deutsch (Duolingo)
⛔ I block pic aggregators

potentially NSFW, probably SFW. I'll be your dad.

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Starting to think red might be my color too?

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    @James @gruff I've always adored men in their 50s.

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    Curse of Strahd campaigns:

    thickurt,
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    @taber @tombone I'm like did you guys coordinate this ??? Lol

    thickurt, to random
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    @taber our drill bit brushes arrived this weekend and I had my drill set on the wrong direction (unscrew instead of screw-in) and all it did was make everything dirty

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    I signed up for weekly milk delivery from a local dairy. I'm so excited!

    thickurt,
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    @James LUCKY GUY GETTING MILKED ON A WEEKLY BASIS!

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    y’all did know there’s Bic phones in France and they’re actually kinda cvnt right

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    thickurt,
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    @taber Jesus Christ i want it

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    Re: my last boost. I think that's my favorite pic of me ☺️

    thickurt, to random
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    Went to a meet and greet fundraiser thing for a local politician and some lady randomly approached me and said "well, I thought I knew all the bears in town!"

    I had no idea how to respond and it made me feel super weird. What should I have said?

    I think I responded with something along the lines of "oh, ok?" And was kind of stumped with what to say after that

    thickurt,
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    @taber later she saw my husband and I got a little snarky with her: "oh look, another one you don't know!"

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    thickurt,
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    @gruff or msg

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    Last week I caught my pinky toe on a chair in the office that someone had moved to a place where it isn't normally (I was wearing Crocs don't @ me)

    Tonight the toe felt very tender and swollen, I looked close and I'm definitely gonna lose a toenail 😒

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    I always make soups too hardy. Here's cheese tortellini with some roasted tomato soup and a grilled cheese sandwich with bread from a loaf of sourdough I made this morning

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    Made it back home!
    ... Where it's 92°F (33°C)

    I'm not ready for this heat. My plants aren't too happy about it either. My transplants almost all died.

    I want to be back in Europe with the 50-60°F days 😭

    thickurt,
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    @James it's 58° here!

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    going to once again put in a word for the extremely inexpensive “brushy thing with a power drill chock” as a thing you should have, of course it’ll throw up holy hell so be mindful of the surroundings but boy fuckin howdy can this replace some major expenditure of elbow grease

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    @taber I like the brand, ho like me? Sign me up.

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    There's a Ren faire here in Montana in June and I wanna go. Has anyone been to one before?

    I'm looking at all of these things and lusting over the big long haired blond bearded Viking model and wanting to order some things

    Can you go as a Viking to a Ren faire? Lol

    https://grimfrost.com/collections/viking-clothing

    thickurt,
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    @woolfhound I cannot believe I am about to spend like $500 on a Viking outfit lol

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    ordered pizza delivery

    thickurt,
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    @taber this technology is incredible

    thickurt,
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    @taber here I am, an idiot, driving somewhere to get food

    thickurt,
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    @taber I guess it is actually pretty good to do that also

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    My goodness my legs are sore from the gym lol

    thickurt,
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    @john it's definitely a good sore feeling! Love it but also like getting off the couch to go to bed last night was HARD haha

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    @James @john I've got the special 2 days after leg day pain. These are serious DOMS haha

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    thursday my dudes

    thickurt,
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    @yesjohn do you have his @?

    thickurt,
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    @yesjohn wow he sounds like a real dumbass, sign me up!

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    Here's the only pic I took from my trip to New Orleans lol

    thickurt,
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    @gay_ornithischians oh like a waifu pillow? Bara pillow? Do they make those?

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