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wklj

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 EPM, Category 1 cyclist, Photographer. In no particular order.

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hotdogsladies, (edited ) to random
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My new favorite Amazon vendor is a place that mostly sells extremely realistic doll heads.

https://www.amazon.com/Sculpt-Harrison-European-Carved-Collection/dp/B0BKZ4LL6N

wklj,
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@hotdogsladies I like the "rip m4dd fart" action figure

hotdogsladies, to random
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I’ll save it for the show.

wklj,
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@agiletortoise @hotdogsladies Arnie needs to get his blood pressure checked!

hotdogsladies, (edited ) to random
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Like I said to @siracusa today:

"Made of cocaine."

https://youtu.be/bEea624OBzM?si=rBsej19b-qeFbnCv

wklj,
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@hotdogsladies @siracusa Wait, how come I can still here the piano when he’s dancing around the studio or sitting on top of it? ;-)

hotdogsladies, to random
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“Several always means seven” is something we’ll need to discuss, @siracusa.

wklj,
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@hotdogsladies @siracusa Seven wasn't nearly enough fingers to plug the holes in his bucket of courage for the strength challenge, was it?

wklj,
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@hotdogsladies @siracusa My little league baseball coach would have characterized their performance as "no effortage.”

hotdogsladies, to random
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If a song has been in your head 24/7 for 2 days, and you run across a reference to it, you have to listen to the whole song right then.

I do not make the rules.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4Ud_rpdgEQ

wklj,
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@hotdogsladies Maybe your ears are late bloomers.

wklj, to random
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Oh now it’s up to 12 feet. Can I get 15 feet? 20? 50?! https://apple.news/AJZpFOLozQ36zXN30FtVfYQ

wklj, to random
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Everything Everywhere All At Whatthefuckwasthatmovieabout?!

pixel, to random
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So that was fun.

Sounded like a freight train was driving through my garage.

It was my water heater, which had decided to leak from every possible spot.

New water heater being installed tomorrow.

wklj,
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@pixel Are you going to keep replacing tanks ever 14 years or go tankless?

Reactive replacements are nearly always the latter ;-)

wklj,
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@pixel I don’t, though I'm tankless curious. I called a plumber or whatever to see about one, and they're like “you'll never make the extra $1000 one costs back so why would you ever do that?” or something like that. I sorta want the extra 500 cubic feet back in my garage 🤪

wklj, to random
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Oh, wait, maybe that 5th or 6th bot is a problem 🤣

https://www.theverge.com/2024/2/23/24081249/slack-slackbot-gizmodo-tom-mckay

jamesthomson, to random
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I can finally properly show off the Dice by PCalc prototype I built at the Apple Vision Pro lab in August!

This is quite far away from being an actual product, but it does look very pretty.

Dice, a banana, duck are dropped into a wooden tray.

wklj,
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@jamesthomson Is there a dice-shitting monster just off camera? Maybe some variant of the Dinosaurs app?

wklj,
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@jamesthomson EWWW. At least you didn't use brown dice. Thanks for your discretion.

schwa, to random
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    wklj,
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    @schwa Stop plop and roll.

    hotdogsladies, to random
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    A Commissioner Gordon action figure really feels like something Milhouse would buy.

    wklj,
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    @hotdogsladies Looks like he's saying “HMMMM”

    pixel, to ai
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    Crazy fast.


    https://groq.com/

    wklj,
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    @pixel and it triple posts to boot!

    wklj, to random
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    Oh goody a new Slack bot to keep me informed of new happenings. That's like 5 or 6 bots now that are _so_helpful in notifying me with notifications about FYIs that I should probably be aware of and set a reminder to re-check again.

    hotdogsladies, to random
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    Roderick on the Line, Ep. 526: "Some Nice of These"

    The Problem: The folding table is its own problem.

    http://www.merlinmann.com/roderick/ep-526-some-nice-of-these.html

    wklj,
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    @hotdogsladies looks moist

    schwa, to random
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    wklj,
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    @schwa baby steps.

    ismh, to random
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    The future keeps getting stuck on the ceiling.

    wklj,
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    @ismh 🎵 Ooh… what a feeling? The App Store’s on the ceiling. 🎶

    hotdogsladies, to random
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    Roderick on the Line, Ep. 525: "The Penury of the Scots"

    The Problem: John painted the floor blue.

    http://www.merlinmann.com/roderick/ep-525-the-penury-of-the-scots.html

    wklj, (edited )
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    @hotdogsladies Listening in on the phone call to a tow company "It's an RV, but it's a GMC RV. You can actually tow it" would have been a fun listen.

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    wklj,
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    @schwa Now while poo is a thing in SF, I honestly cannot recall ever seeing a seat dook on Caltrain :-)

    wklj, to random
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    I think maybe Jeff Goldblum is in every commercial during the Super Bowl?

    wklj,
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    @hotdogsladies Actually I think Tom Brady has now pulled ahead in this race?

    agiletortoise, to random
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    Why do movies keep thinking they need to be more than two hours long? They only very rarely do.

    wklj,
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    @agiletortoise each superhero needs 25 minutes of onscreen fighting time.

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