When I was a teen I wonder if I'm older if I would still be attracted to teens. I was training a coworker a few years ago, and she's fresh out of highschool. As soon as we diviated from work conversations I can feel any miniscule amount of attraction I had drain out from my body.
It's maddening the amount of people deflecting responsibility off of him. If a workplace safety incident happened, and the boss has cultivated the lax culture against safety AND is involved with said incident, but he's not responsible? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.
The only non-muscle hunk in this image is Jack Black (famously the poster boy for unconventionally attractive man, where the picture chosen is a younger and skinnier one), Joseph Quinn, and mayyybee Jeremy Allen White.
The nerve of putting Orlando fucking Bloom as Legolas or Cavill as The Witcher as "little". This disconnect is unfathomable.
This meme really gets the rise out of me because I agree with the sentiment but the example they chose are so bad.
Last time, I used: “Anybody need anything while I’m out?” and that went over well. May not make it through this surgery on Friday, so I turn to Lemmy for top-notch suggestions for my potential last words!
Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!
Recently in my area they posted signs saying no right on red on certain intersections, which is fine, until a few months in they change the rules again where it is only Mon-Fri, at rush hours. The signs posting the hours are small and hard to read. Everyone's confused if they're allowed to turn or not. I'd rather they just stick with a blanket no right on red.
Zoom, the videoconferencing platform that profited substantially from remote work during the pandemic, is now asking employees to return to the office. Its CEO, Eric Yuan, claims Zoom meetings don’t let people build trust or be innovative....
As some subreddits continue blackouts to protest Reddit's plans to charge high prices for its API, Reddit has informed the moderators of those subreddits that it has plans to replace resistant moderation teams to keep spaces "open and accessible to users."
It's not jealousy (lemmy.ml)
Trolley Problem Solution (lemmy.ml)
Nitter is shutting down (github.com)
cross-posted from: lemmy.ml/post/11136426...
Alec Baldwin charged for shooting; (lemmy.world)
Not inaccurate (startrek.website)
What are you looking forward to in 2024?
Korean true crime fan murdered stranger 'out of curiosity' (www.bbc.com)
A South Korean court has given a life sentence to a true crime fan who told police she murdered a stranger “out of curiosity”....
We're going in the wrong direction (startrek.website)
Oh no ... (jlai.lu)
xkcd #2852: Parameterball (imgs.xkcd.com)
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Powerful underwater volcano forms new island off the coast of Japan (globalnews.ca)
What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?
Last time, I used: “Anybody need anything while I’m out?” and that went over well. May not make it through this surgery on Friday, so I turn to Lemmy for top-notch suggestions for my potential last words!
You will pay for this [Salo Comics] (startrek.website)
Sources for Salo Comics...
Howdy (startrek.website)
It's Past Time To Ban Right-On-Red (jalopnik.com)
music rating system rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
Relationship pro tip (startrek.website)
Anon learns the difference between the internet and real life (sh.itjust.works)
Missouri man found a lost dog, and called the police. Cops came, took the dog to a park, shot it, and dumped it in a ditch. (fox2now.com)
“We don’t have any way of taking care of a dog,“ an officer told the dog’s owner, Bryan Pennington.
Zoom CEO says Zoom meetings hinder innovation and debate, wants employees back in the office (www.zdnet.com)
Zoom, the videoconferencing platform that profited substantially from remote work during the pandemic, is now asking employees to return to the office. Its CEO, Eric Yuan, claims Zoom meetings don’t let people build trust or be innovative....
What do you call Marshmallow in your native language?
In German it’s Mäusespeck = Mouse Bacon
Someone spent their time, money, and effort to write this in the sky (lemmy.world)
I love it
Fidelity has cut Reddit valuation to $5.5B from $10B (techcrunch.com)
OC Hatebeak
Reddit Threatens to Remove Moderators From Subreddits Continuing Apollo-Related Blackouts (www.macrumors.com)
As some subreddits continue blackouts to protest Reddit's plans to charge high prices for its API, Reddit has informed the moderators of those subreddits that it has plans to replace resistant moderation teams to keep spaces "open and accessible to users."