reverendsteveii,

Man “bofadeezouttame” was right there

TimewornTraveler,

BOFA DEEZ NUTS

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

Bofaectomy deez nuts?

Doesn’t work.

LinkOpensChest_wav,
@LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I sometimes think about how Bank of America owns bofa.com

So much potential wasted on banking…

androogee,

Maybe you could own bofa.horse

ErKaf,

I got that it’s some of these DEEZ NUTS jokes probably. But I kinda don’t get it.

bo fae deez nuts? I don’t get what this is supposed to sound like.

Ligma is simple. Sounds like Lick my. But bofae?!

Sry english is not my first language.

TheCheddarCheese,
@TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world avatar

dont worry i didnt get it either

Viking_Hippie,

When said the right way, bofa sounds kinda like “both of”

ErKaf,

Ah thx :)

Viking_Hippie,

No worries 🙂

BlemboTheThird,

Bofa --> both of

ErKaf,

Ah thx :)

JohnDClay,

Both of, specifically both uh

ErKaf,

Ah thx :)

cows_are_underrated,

Ich Hans auch nicht verstanden. Aber zum Glück wurde erklärt.

Randelung,

Im Wald spricht man so wenig Angelsächsisch, da ist das schon nachvollziehbar.

ErKaf,

Ich kann fließend Englisch so ist nicht. Aber das ist ja nur mit irgendeinem Dialekt verständlich. Wie Viking_Hippie schon sagte

When said the right way

Randelung,

Ja klar, deshalb ist das Sprechen so zentral. :D

ErKaf,

Aber scheinbar kann ich nicht fließend Deutsch, denn ich habe keine Ahnung was du damit sagen willst hahaha

tanja,

German meme master spotted in the wild; on a trans meme no less 👀😸✨🏳️‍⚧️

fogstormberry,

recreating this comic was the best part of mine

PraiseTheSoup,

You mean the part where you went home and sat on the couch with a nice blankie and played some dark souls? Cuz that sounds like a real nice evening to me.

joyjoy,

Yup, it checks out.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orchiectomy (warning, contains surgical diagrams)

FfaerieOxide,
FfaerieOxide avatar

contains surgical diagrams

Really? That's nuts.

randoot,

I still don’t get it

Viking_Hippie,

“Bofa” sounds like “both of”, being a setup to “bofa deez nutz”

half_built_pyramids,

Ah thx (:

Viking_Hippie,

No worries 🙂

Peppycito,

It’s very not funny.

FakeGreekGirl,

I mean, it’s the best deez nuts joke possible.

Kusimulkku,

I like the candies one better

Xtallll,
@Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

What candies?

Kusimulkku,

Candies nuts fit in your mouth

Xtallll,
@Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Let’s find out sweety.

Crunches on I’ve cubes

Peppycito,

It’s the best opportunity for a deez nuts joke. The set up, delivery and punchline of the joke were botched hard.

joyjoy,

Bottom surgery

Peppycito,

I get it, it’s not funny.

androogee, (edited )

Opinions are like assholes: I had mine surgically removed.

Socsa,

I thought it was pretty good

jabathekek,
@jabathekek@sopuli.xyz avatar

I breathed out of my nose a little harder.

Sneptaur,
@Sneptaur@pawb.social avatar

Common among trans women so they can stop taking anti-androgen drugs, and also a procedure included with bottom surgery for MTF. They don’t let you keep the balls in a jar :-(

trainden,
Shotgun_Alice,

I laughed harder at this then I should have.

Sneptaur,
@Sneptaur@pawb.social avatar

Hahahaha thank you for this

captainlezbian,

Yeah my girlfriend is weird so I wanted to let her have mine for wet specimen making, but they had to burn them.

But it depends on the surgeon so you can always ask

mindbleach,

you can always ask

I can only picture the surgeon heaving a deep sigh, flipping his whiteboard around to reveal “asked” and “didn’t ask” columns, and putting yet another checkmark on the only side with any checkmarks.

FfaerieOxide,
FfaerieOxide avatar

they had to burn them.

They say that, don't they?

Really I think the hassle is just worth less to the surgeon than to the patient so they're incentivized to lie about it.

With how many religions insist adherents keep their parts for later burial (or other reasons) a patient liaison has to have a waiver in a drawer somewhere you can sign (Formalin is toxic) so they can return your bits or they'd have to deal with church funded lawsuits or at minimum bad PR.

Bronco1676,

Can someone explain what happened in 1984?

guillem,
@guillem@aussie.zone avatar

It’s a reference to a must-read classic.

Daxter101,

Why :⁠(

Sneptaur,
@Sneptaur@pawb.social avatar

Because they do a biopsy on them to check for cancer and then they incinerate them

DharmaCurious,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

If you claim you have a religious for needing them back (reunification being pretty common, as in, you need them so you can be buried with them) then they will run their tests, and give them back to you if they’re not a hazard.

My brother used this to keep his gallbladder, and a friend of a friend kept her foot after diabetes took it. Both examples in Tennessee. I don’t know if it matters which state you’re in, but I’m positive the country would probably make a difference.

Plus, I think it’s funny the idea of some medical person somewhere trying to square their incredibly narrow view of religion with a trans woman being so devout in their own faith as to be concerned about burial practices potentially decades in the future, given the stereotype that everyone LGBTQ+ is an evil atheist.

FfaerieOxide,
FfaerieOxide avatar

They don’t let you keep the balls in a jar :-(

That isn't true.
I won't be delving into the source of my confidence.

Sneptaur,
@Sneptaur@pawb.social avatar

Leave this comment, explain nothing, leave. The power is off the charts

Hootz,
don,

bo fuh deez…

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