blogdiva,
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WOW! just perused the image gallery for the over at Harper's Bazaar and it's not only super-uninspiring, but for maybe a couple of people who understood the assignment. it's the beauty aesthetics of most of the people attending that is very late-stage capitalism with a bad take on trans-humanism. the 1% and their millionaire lackeys are really into that waxy Real Doll skin aesthetics. baffling.

"Every Celebrity Red Carpet Look at the 2024 Met Gala"
https://www.harpersbazaar.com/celebrity/red-carpet-dresses/g60661601/every-look-red-carpet-photos-met-gala-2024/

blogdiva,
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LANA DEL REY totally killed, though.

all the following images are from Vogue
https://www.vogue.com/slideshow/met-gala-2024-red-carpet-see-every-celebrity-look-outfit-and-dress

blogdiva,
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the theme is about Time for Spring or something like that. this has nothing to do with but because it's Cardi B. and she's always an exagerá, she gets to ride the mammoth

blogdiva,
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the theme is THE GARDEN OF TIME and it's exhibit is of "Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion".

but Lil Nas is totally . so did he nail the theme? yay or nay?

blogdiva,
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Usher needs to stop.

selzero,
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@blogdiva Usher seems to have a quest for me.

ramsey,
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@selzero @blogdiva “It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this.”

blogdiva,
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am from NYC. i used to see SJP around the village from time to time.

this is the most Sarah Jessica Parker thing Sarah Jessica Parker could do. i give her credit for being so committed to being the quintessence of the GenX fashionista.

also, fuck Andy Cohen for giving us the Kardashians.

blogdiva,
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Cynthia Erivo understood the assignment.

blogdiva,
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GRETA LEE channeling her inner spring manic pixie

blogdiva,
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OOOOH! and Taylor Russell (have no idea who she is) is a woodland sprite? saw an earlier pic but the wood grain wasn't showing in it

blogdiva,
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i do not know who John O'Connor is, but this muthafucker is wearing Crocs to the Met Gala. respect.

blogdiva,
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LMAO Nicki Minaj absolutely understood the assignment; but am noticing how Cardi B is out Nicki'ing Nicki 🤨

blogdiva,
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OMG Doja Cat literally came dressed in a big ass WET white t-shirt. no wonder she has to bunch it up strategically against her coochie. what is her character though?!?

blogdiva,
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BLESS Erykah Badu

blogdiva,
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ANGEL REESE has a future in fashion after she retires from the . don't care for the dress but she can wear the fuck out of whatever she wants.

blogdiva,
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ANOK YAI? girl, i do not know who you are but i do know you can play the next Tinkerbelle. all she needs is the wings.

blogdiva,
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LIZZO: yay or nay?

blogdiva,
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is Michael Shannon holding a bag of onion flavored potato chips made by ?!?!

and WTF is Michael Shannon all up in this joint?!?!

blogdiva,
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Da'Vine Joy Randolph is the Woke Beauty that, like a momma bear, tore to pieces the muthafucker that tried to kiss her while asleep.

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@blogdiva THAT is an absolute stunner. :blobcat_blushplead:

blogdiva,
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DEMI MOORE yay or nay?

mivox,
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@blogdiva I’ve seen that dress from a half dozen different angles now, and I dislike all of them. I love the colors, but I do not like the shape at all.

blogdiva,
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HARRIS REED serving Florence Welch and not-so-virgin apparitions in the woods

blogdiva,
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don't know what's going on with this inkspot mess between Hannah Bagshawe and Eddie Redmayne but am totally loving it.

blogdiva,
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MOTH OR BUTTEFLY? J. Harrison Ghee absolutely understood the assignment.

blogdiva,
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don't know who Gustav Magnar Witzoe is, but he totally understood the assignment.

ramsey,
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@blogdiva Whoever designed that should design the costumes for a production of A Midsummer Night’s Dream.

psoul,
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@blogdiva can we bring robes back? I want to wear a robe around.

psoul,
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@blogdiva it’s giving Shai Hulud so yay but in a bad way 🤣

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@blogdiva

Impossible to look away from this item (Taylor Russell is a Canadian actress). Even on the Harper's gallery page, this look stands out immediately.

Everything about how she embodies it is so well-composed and perfectly understated.

The wood grain your keen eye was able to discern is from a trompe l’oeil bodice that's actually made of body-cast wood.

https://www.marieclaire.com/fashion/taylor-russell-wood-dress-loewe-met-gala-2024/

Complete with the painted floral branches, it's truly a work of art.

https://www.elle.com/fashion/celebrity-style/a60706769/taylor-russell-red-carpet-photos-2024-met-gala/

Amazing. :)

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